File this under "How Stupid Does A Person Have To Be?"

[Arkansas Granny]

[berksdem]

1. this is an accurate representation

of a tRUmp voter at the polls...

I was hoping the Buffalo clobbered the guy... bit of a letdown

[dhol82]

2. I was hoping for a Darwin Award winner.

[rurallib]

5. it will happen soon I am sure

[GemDigger]

3. I am lucky enough to be able to visit the park often and I have some stories

One couple was trying to put their infant daughter on the back of a bison.
One lady was trying to feed a bison.
One kid was tormenting a bull elk during rutting season.
One family was following a grizzly into the woods.
One family let their little yapper dog outside of the car when a herd was crossing the road and it caused a stampede with bicyclers in their path.
One guy tried swimming in one of the hot pools, it was hotter than he thought but not hot enough to kill him. He howled like a coyote and ran like hell and was red from neck to toe.
Those are stories that did not hit the newspapers.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. You have to wonder how some people survive long enough to pull such stupid stunts.

[lastlib]

6. There are reasons....

...that they don't let these people play with subatomic particles..........