I've been diagnosed with a pretty bad sleep walking problem...

[LuckyCharms]

which concerns me greatly because if it happens when I fall asleep at the wheel, I could remove my seat belt and get out of the car while going highway speed.

[Wounded Bear]

1. That would be bad...

[LuckyCharms]

2. It sure would be a rude awakening.

[unblock]

3. Well if you're gonna crash your car, better out than in, I say!

[LuckyCharms]

4. Good point! I didn't think of that...

Maybe things are not so bad after all.

[unblock]

5. Just wear a crash helmet. You might also want to load up on painkillers when you drive.

They say it's best to stay ahead of the pain...!

[LuckyCharms]

6. How's that saying go? No pain, no pain!

[True Dough]

7. LuckyCharms, my money is on you

to win the Kiki Challenge...

[LuckyCharms]

8. You know, I saw some videos about this phenomenon...

And I truly do not understand it!

[True Dough]

9. You're

surely better off that way. It defies logic!

[LuckyCharms]

10. I'm just going to make some wild shit up...

and see if I can get it to go viral!

[True Dough]

11. Just make sure it's not

measles, mumps or shingles!

[LuckyCharms]

12. Or rabies!

Oh man, nobody needs the rabies.

[underpants]

13. I used to work with someone who would sleep-cook

Seriously. She'd wake up the morning to find that she'd made pancakes or even a pot roast and had no memory of it. Her kids were all just out of high school so they kept odd hours and they'd tell her that she'd been up when they got home and made them something to eat.