Dolphins die of heroin overdose at zoo

[KamaAina]

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/05/07/dolphins-die-of-heroin-overdose-at-zoo/

A toxicology report has surfaced that says two dolphins who died last year after a zoo rave in Switzerland that says heroin was found in the mammals’ urine.

MSN.com reports:

About a year ago, dolphins Shadow and Chelmers died agonizing deaths in Connyland, Switzerland, after the zoo allowed a rave (attended by thousands) to be held near their training pool. For animals with sonar hearing, a possibly dubstep-heavy event was already considered a strain.

Now a toxicology report has emerged that shows a heroin substitute was found in the animal’s urine. This would seem to confirm initial suspicions that whacked-out ravers fed the dolphins drugs while possibly on some kind of weird acid trip.

[Archae]

1. I was expecting the Onion.

But I agree,

[magical thyme]

2. I hope the fucktards who made the decision to host this "party"

learned their lesson. Fired, if not in jail. Asshole killers.

[LynneSin]

3. Actually they didn't kill any assholes

unfortunately