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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 10:53 AM Dec 2011

Sometimes. when I'm grocery shopping, I'll look at the groceries of the person in front of me...

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... ESPECIALLY if they just have a coupla items... and I try to guess what
they're going to cook. Sometimes. my curiosity overwhelms me and I ask
them if they're going to cook "such-and-such". When I'm right (which I
often am) they seem to get a kick out of it.
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Yesterday, the woman at the checkout in front of me had English muffins,
a dozen eggs and a bag of chocolate chips.
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I decided not to ask... as I really LIKE the thought that somewhere in
Tucson this morning is a young woman and her children enjoying a
Sunday breakfast that includes chocolate chip omelettes.
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Mom is COOL!!!
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Sometimes. when I'm grocery shopping, I'll look at the groceries of the person in front of me... (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 OP
I do the same thing! I would Raven Dec 2011 #1
I would be offering my unwanted opinions: yankeepants Dec 2011 #2
I wonder what people think when they see my items Sanity Claws Dec 2011 #3
Geez...you're one of them. Wait Wut Dec 2011 #4
Ha Ha Ha! yankeepants Dec 2011 #5
That would intrigue me, no doubt. Wait Wut Dec 2011 #8
I would probably be REALLY attracted to you. MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 #6
AHAHAHA! Wait Wut Dec 2011 #7
Actually I've used cat litter in art. rrneck Dec 2011 #9
Oh honey, you would hate shopping in the South. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #18
And you would not believe how much I, as a convenience store cashier, hate people... ScreamingMeemie Dec 2011 #22
I do as well, but I was stumped the other day - your best thoughts on this cart? nadine_mn Dec 2011 #10
I would think Curmudgeoness Dec 2011 #11
I'm with Curmudgeness -- sale. I really like this margarine made with olive oil... MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 #13
Most of the time unfortunately cyglet Dec 2011 #12
We have a very small kind of mom and pop grocery store newcriminal Dec 2011 #14
What I like is food & household cemicals ... BOHICA12 Dec 2011 #15
There's a family-run grocery store where I used to live that had pacalo Dec 2011 #16
I usually consider if the woman is single or with someone. LiberalFighter Dec 2011 #17
I like to try adding my groceries to their cart struggle4progress Dec 2011 #19
This is my list for a little shopping tonight: kentauros Dec 2011 #20
easy MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 #21
I left out a few items kentauros Dec 2011 #23
Baby food and rat poisoning would make for some interesting dialog Major Nikon Dec 2011 #24
Well, Saturday the lady in front of me HappyMe Dec 2011 #25

Raven

(14,275 posts)
1. I do the same thing! I would
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:07 AM
Dec 2011

be a horrible checker 'cause I'd probably be exchanging recipes!

yankeepants

(1,979 posts)
2. I would be offering my unwanted opinions:
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:27 AM
Dec 2011

"You eat that crap?"
"That shit is going to kill you."
"That's cheaper and better if you make it yourself, ya know."
" Are your kids hyperactive from all that sugar?"
" You should drink water instead of those 5 gallons of soda."


Food police asshole I would be.

Sanity Claws

(22,412 posts)
3. I wonder what people think when they see my items
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:33 AM
Dec 2011

I get meat like turkey legs and chicken liver because I cook for my cats.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
4. Geez...you're one of them.
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:54 AM
Dec 2011

I have a dog and three cats. I can't tell you how often someone asks me, "Oh...you have cats?". No, I buy cat litter because the husband and I are doing our part to conserve water. Occasionally, someone will ask if something I'm buying is any good. I'm not a food critic. I buy things that are inexpensive and hopefully not going to kill me.

I'm not a publicly social person. I HATE grocery shopping and want to get in and out as quickly as possible with as little social interaction as possible. I realize that people like you are friendly and not trying to make me run out the door screaming, but...yeah. That's what I really want to do.

Don't let my bitchy attitude stop you. We actually need more people like you and fewer like me. For the record, I always try to respond in an amicable manner. Just ignore the fidgeting, lack of eye contact and look of disgust. I'm like Sheldon Cooper without the smart. I keep telling the husband that I really shouldn't be allowed in public.

yankeepants

(1,979 posts)
5. Ha Ha Ha!
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 12:15 PM
Dec 2011

Great post. I'm not fond of our local grocery. I know everyone there.

I buy a ton of carrots and always get the third degree at the check out..

My dogs eat 6-8 carrots a day. My horses only eat 2. My husband none.



Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
8. That would intrigue me, no doubt.
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 12:50 PM
Dec 2011

I'd assume you were making carrot cake for the homeless or were raising rabbits. Or, just a little bit off yer rocker.

The people I wonder about are the toilet paper hoarders. The husband and I always assume they have three boys in their late 20s visiting. We're seriously considering asking our boys to bring their own toilet paper and milk when they come for Christmas.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
6. I would probably be REALLY attracted to you.
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 12:23 PM
Dec 2011

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"Just ignore the fidgeting, lack of eye contact and look of disgust."
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EVERY woman that I've been REALLY attracted to seems to behave like that.
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Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
7. AHAHAHA!
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 12:47 PM
Dec 2011

Occasionally, a guy will come up to me and say, "I really love redheads". My response? "You've obviously got some issues and should probably see a therapist". I'm gonna have to recommend the same to you.

I honestly don't understand why I have friends. They don't get it, either. They always invite me to whatever bizarre gathering they'll have at their house knowing that I'll decline. My best friend was so shocked that I actually accepted once she posted it to her FB and several of the comments were "How did you do it?".

dixiegrrrrl

(60,159 posts)
18. Oh honey, you would hate shopping in the South.
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:45 PM
Dec 2011

My town is so small I can get to all the stores and back in less than a mile.
But, it takes 2 hours to go to the store and back
because everybody talks to everybody, even if they do not know you!
3 hours if they do know you.
EVERYBODY talks...little kids ( with surprising aplomb and good manners,)
really really old people who I worry will topple over at any second,
and everyone in between.
They talk about one subject, then wander off onto another and throw in the genealogy of any person they mention,
( for at least 3 generations)
and god help you if you mention someone they don't know, because they can quiz you with skills a detective would admire.
"well, was she related to the Smiths who live over at the lake, or the Smiths whose grandaddy used to own that property behind the General Store that he sold to the Robinsons back in...oh,dear, when was that? '82, I think, cause that was the year my sister had her surgery, and she was off work for almost 6 weeks, but her family helped her out a lot, not like her cousin's family that wouldn't lift a finger when their Momma got sick that time before, bless her heart. She's buried with HER side of the family, tho, because they had a falling out from years before, and her husband's brother was lower than ditch dirt".

think Eunice on the Carol Burnett show....
Except I find it funny as hell and always come home laughing.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
22. And you would not believe how much I, as a convenience store cashier, hate people...
Mon Dec 19, 2011, 02:29 AM
Dec 2011

whether you talk to me or not. So we're even.

nadine_mn

(3,702 posts)
10. I do as well, but I was stumped the other day - your best thoughts on this cart?
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 03:35 PM
Dec 2011

A man had a large package of cut up chicken and no less that 5 bottles of the I can't Believe its Not Butter (Spray) and 4 tubs of I Can't Believe its Not Butter.

There were other items in the cart - nothing that stood out like the psuedo-butter. I couldn't help but think of the Norwegian butter shortage and (since we live in Minnesota - a haven to Scandanavians) wondered if he had Norwegian family over for a butter orgy

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
13. I'm with Curmudgeness -- sale. I really like this margarine made with olive oil...
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 04:04 PM
Dec 2011

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... normally $3.29 for two small tubs (thus, I don't get it often).
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But, it recently went on special for $1.25 -- I got my max limit
of 4 of them.
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cyglet

(529 posts)
12. Most of the time unfortunately
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 03:55 PM
Dec 2011

I'm making judgements between the food they have in the cart and their physical condition.

Another "you really eat that crap?" person....

 

newcriminal

(2,190 posts)
14. We have a very small kind of mom and pop grocery store
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 08:36 PM
Dec 2011

and I know all the cashiers. I always ask at the end, OK what am I making for supper? They usually guess right to. One day last week I was tired and forgot to ask and she stopped me and asked if I was alright and then said "meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and peas". She of course was right.

 

BOHICA12

(471 posts)
15. What I like is food & household cemicals ...
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 08:55 PM
Dec 2011

... they usually are good-natured when I say something like "Clorox, Cereal, & Milk .... breakfast of Champions?"

pacalo

(24,857 posts)
16. There's a family-run grocery store where I used to live that had
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 09:03 PM
Dec 2011

the most AMAZING candy selection -- Coconut Long Boys by the box, Atomic Fireballs by the large container, red hots, etc. I bought my grocery items at a larger grocery store, but when I wanted to stock up on candy, I went to the family-owned store. One particular cashier was a hoot & I went to her whenever she was available. My husband used to say, as he helped unpack the "groceries", "It looks like a KID did the shopping!" Meh, he enjoyed what I brought home, too.

struggle4progress

(126,147 posts)
19. I like to try adding my groceries to their cart
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:57 PM
Dec 2011

to give them the opportunity to enjoy generously buying some of my stuff for me

But I've routinely been disappointed

People just aren't very generous nowadays

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
20. This is my list for a little shopping tonight:
Mon Dec 19, 2011, 01:45 AM
Dec 2011

sugar
eggs
oranges
lemons
limes
coconut
almond extract

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What am I making?

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
23. I left out a few items
Mon Dec 19, 2011, 02:44 AM
Dec 2011

like the heavy cream and butter.

Still, none of it's for me. But it will make for an interesting looking shopping cart, what with the 16 limes I'll be grabbing

And the "real" answer is buried in a recent thread around here, something about what to give parents for the holidays

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
25. Well, Saturday the lady in front of me
Mon Dec 19, 2011, 02:14 PM
Dec 2011

had a large package of diapers and 2 bottles of prune juice and a gallon of bleach.

Trouble on the horizon in that household.

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