Being a little provocative is part of my appeal.

[ohiosmith]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. At least you're stuffing the potatoes down the FRONT now.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Dressing like a Republican and then posting it on DU is fairly provocative. nt

[OriginalGeek]

3. My mama always said "Don't lift your skirt - the boys will see your underpants"

but I said "It's OK mama, I ain't wearin' any underpants!"

[Kaleva]

5. So I'm mistaken in thinking that you are a guy?

[OriginalGeek]

6. lol, no

but I don't let gender ruin a good stolen joke...

AND I am getting a kilt made soon...

[Kaleva]

8. Okay. LOL!

[rurallib]

4. Ted Nugent on his way to the draft board?

[Enrique]

7. that's hot

the tan lines are the best part.

[nolabear]

9. You said a pantload!

And apparently made one too.

[bluedigger]

10. What appeal would that be?

Meh. Maybe it's not you, it's me.