Happy National Sausage Pizza Day!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[democratisphere]

1. Breaks my heart to see sausage pizza deprivation to animals.

Cruel and unusual punishment.
Love sausage on my pizza too!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. There ought to be a law! 🤬

[Polly Hennessey]

2. Sorry, Turbo,

I like Margherita Pizza: Very thin crust, tomatoes, mozzarella, fresh basil.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. I'm an equal opportunity pizza eater! Never met one I didn't like! 😋

[PJMcK]

5. Damn

I had a slice with sausage yesterday. I already have lunch for today: turkey sandwich.

I need to plan more carefully.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Could be worse! You could've had a salad yesterday!

[PJMcK]

7. Salad was dinner

As Toby Ziegler once said:

I don't know what kind of salad it is. I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it. Do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them. It's a bowl of weeds. Some of them have cheese; this isn't the kind with cheese...

Here I am, eating a salad, which, by the way, you could cover this thing in barbecue sauce and it would still taste like the ground...

Or, as my former father-in-law (aka, Steak & Potatoes Bob) once said, "Salad is what real food eats."

I'm having a swordfish steak for dinner tonight without a salad. En garde.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Love your FIL quote. And love swordfish! 😋