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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Fri May 11, 2012, 10:02 AM May 2012

* gets out her hammer and hangs up the sign for the new DU Lounge Church * All are welcomed....

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*** gets out her hammer and hangs up the sign for the new DU Lounge Church *** All are welcomed.... (Original Post) LynneSin May 2012 OP

I'd better get there early. rug May 2012 #1

I'm looking forward to coming... Aristus May 2012 #2

O Come All Ye Faithful n/t sarge43 May 2012 #9

Joyful and triumphant... Aristus May 2012 #12

"Mind if I smoke?" sarge43 May 2012 #14

"The Smoking Bush." Aristus May 2012 #15

Well, could sneak it into the Song of Solomon. sarge43 May 2012 #17

With all that talk about breasts like the fawns of gazelles, Aristus May 2012 #19

Oh boy! HappyMe May 2012 #3

Is that where the "Lesbian Conversion Therapy" sessions zbdent May 2012 #4

Is that why the window shades are down? HopeHoops May 2012 #5

Hallelujah! nolabear May 2012 #6

Are Velcro gloves and Wellies provided, or do we bring our own? ohiosmith May 2012 #7

Amusing, but here's the real thing. hifiguy May 2012 #8

Some things never change LeftPeopleFinishFirst May 2012 #10

He is Risen! Arugula Latte May 2012 #11

Who? Elvis? pscot May 2012 #18

Jeez, are they naive! Kinda like the teabaggers Curmudgeoness May 2012 #13

You know y'all are going to hell felix_numinous May 2012 #16

rug

(82,333 posts)

1. I'd better get there early.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 10:04 AM

May 2012

Aristus

(66,349 posts)

2. I'm looking forward to coming...

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 10:10 AM

May 2012

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

9. O Come All Ye Faithful n/t

Reply to Aristus (Reply #2)

Fri May 11, 2012, 12:57 PM

May 2012

Aristus

(66,349 posts)

12. Joyful and triumphant...

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #9)

Fri May 11, 2012, 09:51 PM

May 2012

Wow. That must have been some ram; some bush...

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

14. "Mind if I smoke?"

Reply to Aristus (Reply #12)

Sat May 12, 2012, 08:00 AM

May 2012

"No, as long as you don't set the bed on fire, bush."

Aristus

(66,349 posts)

15. "The Smoking Bush."

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #14)

Sun May 13, 2012, 12:59 PM

May 2012

I can't decide if that sounds Biblical or pornographic. Maybe both?

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

17. Well, could sneak it into the Song of Solomon.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #15)

Sun May 13, 2012, 02:32 PM

May 2012

Probably no one would notice.

Aristus

(66,349 posts)

19. With all that talk about breasts like the fawns of gazelles,

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #17)

Mon May 14, 2012, 12:11 AM

May 2012

The Song of Solomon has something for everyone...

It would get noticed for sure...

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

3. Oh boy!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 10:12 AM

May 2012

I'm there!

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

4. Is that where the "Lesbian Conversion Therapy" sessions

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 10:16 AM

May 2012

are going to be held?

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. Is that why the window shades are down?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 10:40 AM

May 2012

nolabear

(41,963 posts)

6. Hallelujah!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri May 11, 2012, 11:19 AM

May 2012

Okay, now that the salacious part is over, I can't help but wonder why they used that name. It's clearly a reference to the story of Abraham and Isaac, and the ram that God placed in the bush as an alternate sacrifice. Soooo, what might they be getting at? What kind of "Christian Center" is this?

Hmmm...this requires further investigation.