My first patient up for the morning: the schedule says 'Swallon Leg'.

[Aristus]

I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty serious...

[targetpractice]

1. Heimlich maneuver?

Glad to be of assistance.

[COLGATE4]

2. It seems your patient is suffering from having

a swallow on his/her leg. Pretty painful, I'm told.

[Aristus]

3. Well, I've mastered the art of waving birds away with a hearty "Git, git!"

[COLGATE4]

4. In that case I think it's safe to say that

your patient is well on his/her way to a complete recovery.

[Aristus]

6. I've got the magic touch.

[COLGATE4]

7. Yep.

[hlthe2b]

5. Better than "ADR" (ain't doin right)

[In_The_Wind]

8. A cold compress should reduce the Swallon.

Perhaps the ... ... individual who schedules your patients needs to slow down or learn how to spell.

[Aristus]

9. I think they just had a vowel movement.

[In_The_Wind]

10. I've heard tell that can be painful ...

if done incorrectly.

[Aristus]

11. Not as bad as consonantation.