With the rise of self-driving vehicles these days, it's only a matter of time before a there's

[FSogol]

a country song where the guy's truck leaves him.

(seen on a meme somewhere)

[Soxfan58]

1. .

[democratisphere]

2. What does say about the guy?!

When your truck leaves you there is no hope!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

3. There has always been a means of transportion that guided itself without running into stuff.

The horse.

"Over the river, and through the wood,
To Grandfather's house we go;
the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh
through the white and drifted snow."

[marylandblue]

4. Did the horse have a built-in GPS or did you have to attach one to the saddle?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. I think knowing there was food in its stall was a big motivator.

Only slightly related, but funny as hell, is this clip from "Cat Ballou":

[FSogol]

5. and means of transportion that guided itself by totally running into stuff.

I speak of course of the toboggan