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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Sun Oct 28, 2018, 12:33 PM Oct 2018

Damn! My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and

made a spectacle of himself!

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Damn! My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2018 OP

Wonder if he also has double vision from his accident?! democratisphere Oct 2018 #1

Well, at least he didn't - gasp - fall into an organ grinder Achilleaze Oct 2018 #2

The man was fired from his job at the pickle factory because he put his organ in the pickle slicer. rsdsharp Oct 2018 #9

I could see through this one cloudbase Oct 2018 #3

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a fan? Cirque du So-What Oct 2018 #4

Floyd, Floyd, Floyd........ Hotler Oct 2018 #5

I'll bet flotsam Oct 2018 #6

Plus, it broke the lens grinder, so Aristus Oct 2018 #7

Eye see what you did there (nt) UrbScotty Oct 2018 #8

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

1. Wonder if he also has double vision from his accident?!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 12:48 PM

Oct 2018

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)

2. Well, at least he didn't - gasp - fall into an organ grinder

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 12:51 PM

Oct 2018

Super ouch !

rsdsharp

(9,195 posts)

9. The man was fired from his job at the pickle factory because he put his organ in the pickle slicer.

Reply to Achilleaze (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 29, 2018, 11:42 AM

Oct 2018

"My God," his friend exclaimed. "That's terrible! What happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, she was fired, too."

cloudbase

(5,524 posts)

3. I could see through this one

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 12:55 PM

Oct 2018

from a mile away.

Cirque du So-What

(25,965 posts)

4. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a fan?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 12:57 PM

Oct 2018

He got a little behind in his orders.

Hotler

(11,443 posts)

5. Floyd, Floyd, Floyd........

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 01:04 PM

Oct 2018

I'm thinking you may have too much free time.

flotsam

(3,268 posts)

6. I'll bet

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 01:17 PM

Oct 2018

That incident polished him off...

Aristus

(66,436 posts)

7. Plus, it broke the lens grinder, so

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 01:33 PM

Oct 2018

his patients never saw him again...

UrbScotty

(23,980 posts)

8. Eye see what you did there (nt)

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 28, 2018, 01:45 PM

Oct 2018

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