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Fri Nov 9, 2018, 04:44 PM

Joke: The Amish Lady Driver

An Amish lady driver is pulled over by a traffic cop.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."

"Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake..."

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 07:01 PM

1. lol.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 09:19 PM

2. A bit off topic, but I had a bit of an eye opener in an Amish town

one late Saturday afternoon.

My daughter was playing basketball against the public school in the mainly Amish town. After the game was over I stopped at a local market and got a pop to drink on the way home.
Out in the parking lot I saw an Amish woman getting in her buggy with a package. I was in no hurry so I watched a little bit. I saw her pull a Budweiser out of the package, open it and take a good swallow. She then picked up the reins and off they went.....

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Response to rurallib (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 09:54 PM

3. Well the horse didn't drink anything, so I guess it's OK



Seriously though, the Amish are mostly descendants from German and Swiss immigrants. There's no abstinence from alcohol in their culture, even though they do live by a strict interpretation of the Bible. Who am I to argue? We have lots of room in Pennsylvania and the Amish are good citizens who pay their taxes.

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