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Sun Nov 11, 2018, 12:26 PM

Joke: It's a case of Irish Alzheimer's

A CASE OF IRISH ALZHEIMER'S

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and Father O'Malley almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye Father O'Malley gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."

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red dog 1 Nov 2018 #3

Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2018, 12:28 PM

1. In my family Irish Alzheimer's is

we forget everything but the grudges.

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Response to dflprincess (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 11, 2018, 02:14 PM

2. We dont forget where

The booze is...

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2018, 02:33 PM

3. Good one!

Two Irishmen walk into a bar...and order lemonade (It could happen)

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