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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo a lot of people say that Jesus will be coming soon....
I have heard that for decades now.
I bet it has been going on for centuries.
So my question is why doesn't he get Cinemax or On Demand to help him get to, you know, that there promised land....
Oh I am so going to hell....
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So a lot of people say that Jesus will be coming soon.... (Original Post)
WCGreen
May 2012
OP
The esteemed American philosopher Mr T Waits made this prophecy a few years ago
SwissTony
May 2012
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Whoa_Nelly
(21,236 posts)1. Babycakes WC
You can't go to Hell unless you get some chocolate first
Preferably dark chocolate
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)2. The esteemed American philosopher Mr T Waits made this prophecy a few years ago
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|alphafemale
(18,497 posts)3. Yeah. He sucks at the masturbation thing.
It's been ages.
DFW
(54,370 posts)5. He will be coming soon??
Holy shit, we don't have the guest room ready or any extra food in the house.
Why couldn't he have phoned ahead or at least sent an email? His dad is supposed
to know all this shit in advance.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)6. When you go shopping, remember, no ham or pork.
Jesus is jewish you know.
DFW
(54,370 posts)8. No sweat. I don't do ham or pork anyway
I have heavy cholesterol issues, so if it walks on four legs, I don't eat it.
davsand
(13,421 posts)7. You KNOW men never ask for directions! n/t