So a lot of people say that Jesus will be coming soon....

[WCGreen]

I have heard that for decades now.

I bet it has been going on for centuries.

So my question is why doesn't he get Cinemax or On Demand to help him get to, you know, that there promised land....

Oh I am so going to hell....

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Babycakes WC

You can't go to Hell unless you get some chocolate first

Preferably dark chocolate

[SwissTony]

2. The esteemed American philosopher Mr T Waits made this prophecy a few years ago

[alphafemale]

3. Yeah. He sucks at the masturbation thing.

It's been ages.

[Scuba]

4. Duzy

[DFW]

5. He will be coming soon??

Holy shit, we don't have the guest room ready or any extra food in the house.
Why couldn't he have phoned ahead or at least sent an email? His dad is supposed
to know all this shit in advance.

[A Simple Game]

6. When you go shopping, remember, no ham or pork.

Jesus is jewish you know.

[DFW]

8. No sweat. I don't do ham or pork anyway

I have heavy cholesterol issues, so if it walks on four legs, I don't eat it.

[davsand]

7. You KNOW men never ask for directions! n/t