I'm slightly drunk on an Southwest flight - Ask me anything!

[Just a Weirdo]

Free premium drinks today (and other major holidays) - so I'm hitting them Bloody Mary's. Hour and a half from my destination.

[FirstLight]

1. What do you see outside the window?

Mountains? Rivers? City?

Are you planning on showing up shitfaced to Dinner? right on!

[Just a Weirdo]

4. Right now over Kansas. Plains... nothing but farmlands

[Sanity Claws]

2. Are you aiming for full drunk?

[Just a Weirdo]

5. No. Just something to get a buzz on

But it was a nice buzz while it lasted. Just can't wait to go home and smoke my weed. My aching back will thank me.

[hlthe2b]

3. Can you fit in the newly announced 24 inch bathrooms?

If not, what will you do?

[Just a Weirdo]

6. Nope

I barely fit!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Is your co-pilot ready and able to take over?

[Just a Weirdo]

8. Landed about 30 min early

Good times. Happy Turkey Day!

[backtoblue]

9. Did you see an emotional support horse?

[Just a Weirdo]

10. Not on this flight.

I was expecting to see one. No such luck.