They say that the first thing to go when you get old is your memory.

[MrScorpio]

I forget what the second thing is… Memory maybe?

[sarge43]

1. The what? n/t

[liberaltrucker]

2. Nah, memory's the second thing

[Ikonoklast]

3. Has anyone see my keys?

I had them in my pants pocket, last time I....




Has anyone see my pants?

[sarge43]

4. Ikonoklast walks into bedroom, stands there and thinks,

"Why did I come in here? I think I was looking for something. Why am I feeling cold?"

[Ikonoklast]

5. So you're the creepy guy that sits in my closet.

Thank God you're real, I thought I was imagining things...and why are you wearing my pants???

[sarge43]

8. Snerk

No, I'm the creepy old lady who lurks under your bed and hides your pants. I do this because I forgot where I live and everyone has to be somewhere.

[Ikonoklast]

10. That's even worse.

All this time I thought that was my Aunt Millie under there.

[sarge43]

11. Millie says hi. n/t

[lastlib]

6. "Im also a believer in 'the hereafter'.....

"What am I here after???"

[RebelOne]

7. I do that all the time.

And where are my sunglasses? Oh, on the top of my head.

[jakeXT]

9. Maybe it's shifting like your hair

From the top of your head into your nose and ears...

[Sisaruus]

12. "they lied"

Don't remember in which book but Kurt Vonnegut said they lied, the first thing to go is parallel parking.

[sarge43]

13. The first thing to go

The ability to wear and walk in four inch spiked heels.