Things to say when you can't think of anything else.

[Wolf Frankula]

Note, not all are appropriate at all times. When meeting somebody's new baby, numbers three and six should not be said.

Although the following is based upon reality, I would not have any reader conceive that it is completely factual. Names have been changed, and persons are portrayed as saying and doing things they did not do.

Sort him out, Mr. Wontcox!

Get that goddamn crocodile out of my office!

Cheryl and Vomit.

You could feed a family of four from that sluck.

You penny-packing, penny-pepping son of a bitch!

Goaty and sheepy Mrs. Withoutnail.

Jacky give it to me.

Stop that bubbing!

Skbibbing, skbibbing always skbibbing. Why don't you stomp dat Nivabeff?

Bembas, bammas and snow tires, it will never work.

Wolf