Most Unfortunate Names You Never Want To Be Stuck With...

[smirkymonkey]

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LIST 25 (a sampling...)









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[Aristus]

1. Well, Abcde is right up there near the top of the list now.

I just have to when I see the result of such parental stupidity...

[TexasBushwhacker]

13. My mother had a classmate named Hugh Pugh

I had a customer named Tangy Orange. That was her legal name. It was on her credit card and her drivers license.

We have a doctor in Houston named Donald Butts who is a proctologist. I guess if your last name is Butts, and you're going into medicine, you might as well go with it.

[crazycatlady]

16. At least Dr Butts' first name is not Seymour

[TexasBushwhacker]

19. Yes. Thank goodness for that n/t

[Laffy Kat]

24. There is a urologist in Boulder named Steven Weiner.

Yes there is.

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. Is it spelled that way?

Technically, "Weiner" would be pronounced "Wine-er" with a long I, but if he's a urologist, he probably just goes by Dr. "Ween-er".

[Laffy Kat]

35. Yes, I know the practice.

I think it is pronounced wine-er but he long ago gave up and goes by either.

[area51]

41. Don't forget about the

HEB (H.E. Butts) grocery chain in Texas.

[Land and sea]

2. Wow

These are almost as bad as naming your kid Donald Trump

[dewsgirl]

3. Mike Litorus, LOL.......

[gratuitous]

5. I'm guessing it's made up

Like Mike Hawk or Mike Hunt.

[dewsgirl]

10. Probably, Mike Hunt I remember that from Porky's.

[Turbineguy]

4. Kim Kaskashian

is a brilliant viola player. I don't know how she qualifies for this list.

[smirkymonkey]

6. I didn't think that was a very good one.

Some of these are kind of a stretch.

[Turbineguy]

15. Classical music is hard, hard work.

Even for highly talented people. I was offended.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. I'm Not Even Getting That One

Must be missing something. I don't get how her name fits this category. Because it sounds like "Kardashian"?

The others fit the category but i don't see how her name does.

[woofless]

7. Always felt bad for NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

Can't understand why he didn't insist on Richard.

[geardaddy]

9. My mom's former neighbor's name was Dick Tickle.

My sister knew a colleague whose name was Dick Bohn.

[JuJuYoshida]

8. great post, lolled :)

[Xolodno]

11. Hmmmm....

...how about Jack Mihov.

[Kaleva]

12. The campaign sign copied off a public restroom wall is pretty funny.

24 years experience!

[mitch96]

14. Norman Lear's daughter....... Shanda??

That crewel... Moon Unit??? Frank Zappa named his kid that..
And then there is a Urologist I worked with...... Richard Finder.. We all called him Dick
No joke..

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[crazycatlady]

18. that's up there with North West

(Kim Kardashian and Kayne West's daughter)

[Laffy Kat]

36. Zappa's son was named Dweezil. nt

[mitch96]

38. Yup, my buddy named his dog Dweezil.... too funny..nt

[crazycatlady]

17. I once had a name come up in my database

Ah Chu

[smirkymonkey]

20. Believe it or not, there actually was a woman named "Ima Hogg".

However, even though she was a privileged southern belle, she was a lifelong Democrat and led a very interesting life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

[dhol82]

26. Wasn't her sister named Ura?

[smirkymonkey]

33. Actually, that was just an urban legend, but Ima was a real person.

She also did not have a sister named "Hoosa".

[Wolf Frankula]

21. There used to be a Computer Game Programmer named

Dick Head. There's a Vietnamese singer named Duc Phuc.

Wolf

[nolabear]

22. My favorite is the Cianci (pron. see-an-see) family

They named their daughter Nancy Ann.

[DFW]

23. I heard the former mayor of Providence named his daughter Nancy Ann

His name was Buddy Cianci, which in Italian would have been pronounced "CHAN-chee." However, Anglicized, it would have been "see-ANN-see," and so his daughter would have been Nancy-ann-see-ann-see.

*oops, I see Nolabear was way ahead of me!

[catbyte]

27. I went to school with a girl named Mary Aloya. Don't know if it was deliberate.

[delisen]

28. "John" always reminds me of a toilet.

As a memory aid I pair the name John with a toilet bowl,seat up or an image of a guy wandering the streets looking for illicit sex.

Result: I am always able to remember a person nam John as soon as I see his face-but unfortunately always feel uncomfortable shaking his hand.

[delisen]

29. Debbie Downer anyone?

[List left]

30. A friends mother was named, Grace May Tripp. nt

Grace May Tripp

[lapfog_1]

31. I know a very smart woman named, I kid you not, Cherri Pancake

Cherri M. Pancake
Professor and Intel Faculty Fellow
School of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, Oregon State University

http://web.engr.oregonstate.edu/~pancake/

[True Dough]

39. I bet she gets

STACKS of fan mail!

[lapfog_1]

42. Many of them are love letters

very syrupy.

[True Dough]

43. Nice!

Hopefully there's no crepes in the bunch!

[lapfog_1]

44. Any crepes that bother Ms. Pancake

will get flattened!

[True Dough]

45. Battered even!

[COLGATE4]

32. My dentist treated a seaman named

Donald Duck during WWII.

[dalton99a]

37. This guy should run for office

[JCMach1]

40. Randy Prude used to be a Republican county commissioner

Out in Midland, Tx

https://www.mrt.com/news/politics/article/Randy-Prude-again-wins-Precinct-4-seat-12733992.php

[Major Nikon]

46. Used to know a guy named Dick Butz