Two Letters from Santa.

[Wolf Frankula]

1: "Dear Donald Trump,

I hear you've been saying there is no Santa Claus. How would you like it if I went around saying there was no Donald Trump?

Yours truly,

Santa Claus."

2: "Dear New York Times Editor,

Is there a Virginia? Some people say there is just a big blank spot south of Maryland. But I think not, that Virginia is real. Rudolph said if you see it in the Times you know it's true. Is there a Virginia?

Yours Truly,

Santa Claus"

Wolf