Beware:

[backtoblue]

Prune juice. It works. Fast too I found, if you drink enough.

Just make damned sure you're not OUT of TOILET PAPER when it decides to work.

And when you call your sister to bare your embarrassed and exploited soul....make sure she doesn't have you on SPEAKER phone at the grocery store.

Yep. This is my day. I am now (and forever on holidays) known as Sister Shatner

It's one of those times I have to laugh at myself. (Afraid I'll blow up if I don't)

TMI, I know. Good thing I never had Facebook or a YouTube channel...

[dameatball]

1. Oops! Sorry. But funny.

[backtoblue]

2. It's ok. I have to laugh about it too

I didn't realize I was on speaker with my sis, even as she was laughing hysterically. She said I should've seen the looks she got!

[dameatball]

3. I had colon cancer surgery a year ago and things have become much less "predictable." One thing I

never run out of is TP. upstairs or downstairs.

[backtoblue]

4. Oh dear!

I'm dealing with bladder/bowel issues from a spinal injury. Trying to keep my sense of humor through it all.

The funniest part is that I live in a very small town and had to go to the same store as my sister just before she was in it. I'm pretty sure I was recognized lol.

[dameatball]

5. Yes, these situations really do require a sense of humor. Good luck and thanks for sharing.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. being human ain't easy

Might as well laugh as cry.

Glad you chose the former and shared.

[backtoblue]

8. It sure isn't!

Gotta make the most of it, I guess.

[rurallib]

7. It's the little slices of humanity and bits of advice

that brings me into the Lounge everyday.
I shall take your advice very seriously.

later ....... but for now:

[backtoblue]

9. It's about as human advice as ya can get.

If I could help someone else in the future....

[Rhiannon12866]

10. Awww! Hope you're feeling better, my friend

And look at it this way, you will probably look back on this and laugh.