Weirdest place you've ever had, um, "adventures" with a friend?!1

[NYC_SKP]

Where is the Weirdest place you've ever had, um, "adventures" with a friend????



For me, it's a 3-way tie between the rowing lake in central park or botanical gardens in Hawaii or the lower level of a museum in Fresno on a weekday with nobody around.

Museum in Fresno probably wins this one.

[Bertha Venation]

1. Nowhere weird.

I've had three lovers. I married the third.

Although almost all my "adventures" with the first took place on a Baptist college campus (keep in mind, I'm a lesbian), I feel that to claim this would be unfair to others who wish to enter their own "weirdest" to the competition.

Edit: Yep, Fresno museum gets my vote. Although I didn't even know the Armpit Of The State had a museum.

[NYC_SKP]

4. Baptist College Campus!

I LIKE it!

Congrats on having found a wonderful partner to marry!

[Bertha Venation]

5. I am exceedingly fortunate --

not to mention simply dumb-lucky.

[Major Nikon]

2. Keesler AFB parade grounds

[nolabear]

3. You naughty Major! Poor airmen have to police those grounds!

(I lived on base at Keesler when I was a kid for about three years.)

[Major Nikon]

6. Unfortunately the SPs police the golf course at night

Found that out the hard way.

Had a lot of fun at Keesler.

[WillParkinson]

24. The 'hard' way...

[DFW]

7. If you meant the botannical gardens on the Hilo side of the Big Island

And you were on one of those swaying bridges near the entrance with the monster bamboo
trees, I'd be tempted to give that the prize--not if you were on solid ground, though.

[NYC_SKP]

9. Maui or Big Island, I don't remember.

But found a new spot this spring on Oahu on the wet side of Koolau Golf Course, there's a trail from the parking lot that goes up the mountain, crosses an ancient highway, and leads to some falls.

Very Pretty!

[pipi_k]

8. Front seat

of a late 70s Honda Civic on a relatively busy city street late at night. I cringe now thinking of it.

[NYC_SKP]

10. Must have been a Tight Fit!

The car, I mean...

[pipi_k]

36. Would have been a whole

lot easier without that damned stick shift

hee hee

[gratuitous]

11. I know what your true name isn't

Because it was the back seat in the 80s, and if memory serves, it was a Toyota, not a Honda.

But the street wasn't THAT busy.

[pipi_k]

35. Had you nervous

for a few seconds though, didn't I?

[Chan790]

12. Gibbons Castle, Catholic University.

In the history department office that used to be the private chapel of the Cardinal or Archbishop of DC before they converted the castle from the residence of the Archbishop/Cardinal to a dormitory with department offices in the basement.

Second place was the on-campus Marist Rose Garden which it turns out is a shrine and outdoor-chapel to the VM. My partner in adventure was also...you get the idea. The stone table was not comfortable.

It's a good thing I'm an atheist or I might be in trouble.

[ohiosmith]

13. On a flight from L.A. to Columbus in 1966. She was a Stewardess deadheading to New York.

Never saw her again.

[NYC_SKP]

14. And, back then, you could enjoy a cigarette together afterwards.

And I think the lavatories were larger!

[RiffRandell]

25. Lol!

That's hilarious!

[RZM]

45. LOL. I gotta ask. Were you just a random passenger? n/t

[nolabear]

15. His parents' bed.

We were young; transgression was half the fun.

[becca da bakkah]

16. Ooooh, That's Going Back a Bit

Let's see....the beach, the bathroom at an auto parts store on Western Avenue in Los Angeles. The weirdest was probably on top of my car, in the middle of the desert....at least the weather was nice. Hey, I'm not a pervert. Come on, it was the sixties!

[gr8dane_daddy]

17. Ummmm.....

Next to the train tracks in the bed of my 2001 Dodge Ram pickup truck...

[Aristus]

18. 1. In a tanning bed.

2. Under the Konrad Adenauer Bridge over the Main River (with the same woman from the tanning bed, the same night...)
3. In the woods outside Cedarville, NJ, on Thanksgiving.

I've had my share of "adventures"...

[Ptah]

19. NYC_SKP says, "For me, it's a 3-way".

You win.

[NYC_SKP]

70. lol!

[TrogL]

20. Deep in Elk Island National Park

Did it on a park bench. When we were done, there were hundreds of animals watching - elk, moose, mule deer, geese, rabbits..

[Manifestor_of_Light]

34. Were they taking notes???????

[Arugula Latte]

41. Aaaaand it looked a little something like this:

[TrogL]

47. yeah, pretty much, except more puzzled

[crunch60]

21. On a Varig airline flight from Sao Paulo to Rio...Mile high club here- woop-e!

[blueamy66]

22. pool table

Matt's Saloon, Whiskey Row, Prescott, AZ

nuff said

[cliffordu]

23. The Eugene Hotel's coat room.

World class jazz in the bar;

Sonny King on the sax, Forrest Moyer on bass.

Julie and I making our own epic music a couple yards away.

Then next night we pulled her mattress

into the back yard and made it in a rainstorm.

Christ, we were feral.

I was twenty three years old, eight feet tall and bulletproof.

We went at each other for that entire summer, anywhere, everywhere.

(Thanks for reminding me about this, SKP - good times).


(Of course there were a couple of experiences in Vietnam, but I dunno if we were "friends"....

I gotta say that screwing in a combat zone is an exercise in cognitive dissonance...lol....)

[NYC_SKP]

29. I knew I could count on you, cliffordu...

anywhere, everywhere, keeping the neighbors awake, and all the neighborhood critters, too!

[DiverDave]

52. I worked at the Eugene Hotel

all through high school (and 9th grade too).

I never had any 'adventures' there, sadly
I worked in the Bib n Tucker and the other restaurant, oh, the cafe royale.

[cliffordu]

62. Sorry about the damage.

Tell that woman who owned the mink I am sorry about her wrap.

But not really.

[Iggo]

26. Limousine. Pool table. Elevator.

The classics.

[NYC_SKP]

27. Pool table?

too many holes.

[Iggo]

30. LOL.

You're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you!

[HopeHoops]

28. A heavily packed dance floor.

[RevStPatrick]

31. In a car on the Staten Island Ferry.

Back when the ferry took cars.
Doesn't do that anymore.
Such a shame...

[benld74]

32. So many places,,,,,

In a tent
In a car
The parents were not too far
In a boat
On the lake
Seems we were always
on the make
In the basement
In the pool
IT was hot and the water was cool
Showers
Baths
Vans too
Nothing was safe
all was considered
No we didnt marry
I'd be dead by now,,,,,,,,,

[av8rdave]

33. This sounds like a Dr Seuss book

[NV Whino]

38. On top of a water tank… with a flock of sheep watching from below

On a hillside in full view of Highway 101.

Those were the days. Sigh.

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. ON a small military airfield outside Nurnberg Germany on a lazy Sunday afternoon picnic.

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No flights, but we didn't know for sure whether we had "forgotten" about the crew
in the flight tower or not.
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ON the airfield -- as in on the tarmac.
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[NYC_SKP]

40. Did you two leave skid marks?

[alphafemale]

42. Church. Parents bed. Hood of a car.

In the mist of a waterfall. Picnic table. Swimming pool. Ocean. Hayloft.

Anyplace can be a good place.

[bigwillq]

44. HA!

I've done it at 5 of the 8 places you mentioned! Good stuff!

[bigwillq]

43. A church basement

[Dystopian]

46. Gardner Screw Corporation

Parking lot....


peace~

[arbusto_baboso]

48. the Pirates of the Carribbean ride at Disneyland.

Yes, I'm telling the truth. No, I will not give details.

Let's just say, whenever this game is played at parties, I usually win.

[hunter]

66. Too many infrared security cameras now...

... Disney sees everything and they will escort you from the park.

[Liberal Veteran]

49. The bridge on a navy warship.

[Lars39]

50. Somehow appropriate...

[DiverDave]

51. 18 feet of water (about)

off Kaanapali beach, a packed parking lot at haleakala, it was empty when we got there.

[AngryAmish]

53. Ladies restroom, English Building, University of Illinois

They had a couch.

[sharp_stick]

54. An elevator

in the Biological Sciences building at the University of Calgary in Canada.

[MiddleFingerMom]

55. I had a GF who was a bartender at my favorite-ever bar out in the boonies in SE Pennsylvania.

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I came to pick her up from work and we sat at the bar for awhile, having a couple of decompression
drinks... and just happened to be driving each other crazy with ever more intense sex talk about what
we were going to do to each other when we got home.
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Some of her GF's realized what was going on... and when we got up to leave, they kept stopping her
one-by-one to stall us. My GF kept looking at me, but I could tell she didn't want to be rude. I also
finally realized just what her GF's were playing on us.
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I walked up behind her, spun her around, literally put her over my shoulder and said, "Say good night,
darlin'".
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I could see in the bar mirror that she was grinning up a storm, saying and waving bye-bye to her friends.
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What they had actually done is drive us even CRAZIER for each other RIGHT THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING
THERE!!!!!
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We made it (so to speak) as far as the hood of the car out in the parking lot.
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Not the hood of OUR car, mind you... but we were no longer the least bit picky.
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The next night, I asked her if any of her more feminist GF's were upset over my "Neanderthal" behavior.
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She said that each and every one of her GF's were disappointed (some voicing this rather discontentedly
to their BF's) that THEY had never been carried over someone's shoulder to a "car hood rendezvous".
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Sometimes, I really, REALLY miss her.
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[av8rdave]

56. Ladies room at a bar/restaurant

Late at night, almost nobody there. We went into a stall. In the middle of it, we heard someone come in, so we got very still and quiet. After a few minutes we were alone again and carried on. We returned to our table in the bar area (a few minutes apart, of course). A few minutes later, I noticed a lady sitting at a nearby table. She stared at my shoes for a few seconds, then her eyes traveled up to my face. She gave me the most mischievous, $#it eating grin you ever saw.

Busted.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

57. Camping probably isn't weird but

I howled at the moon in mid-adventure.

Kinda freaked him out.

I need to go camping again.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. Back seat of a Datsun B210.

Out in the woods in the Scottish Highlands.
A law library.
Parents' bed.

[NYC_SKP]

61. Was the Datsun B210 out in the woods in the Scottish Highlands?

Because that would be awesome.

[Auggie]

59. A motu in the South Pacific

The quintessential tropical beach, far from anyone. We had to swim to get there.

Okay, not so weird. But very memorable.

[NYC_SKP]

60. I think it qualifies as weird in the sense of "exotic" or "exceptional"!

We'll take it!

[kwassa]

63. Church camp. Golf course. Cemetary. Many cars. Rooftop.

We were being watched on the rooftop. Didn't realize until much later, when observers told us about it. Also, down by the river, also observed, also told about it later.

think a place is private, and then what happens? your business becomes public.

[NYC_SKP]

64. Church camps are practically MEANT to be places of adventurous intercourse!

Many an adventure has been had at camp!

[lumpy]

65. Fibbers, all of you....hehehehehehe

nt

[hunter]

67. And the winning couple is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018118817

[jaded_old_cynic]

68. There are a few.

A Laundromat bathroom during business hours.

A coal tipple.

A graveyard.

Underneath a 20 ft cross in a church parking lot.

A Pool table.

Those are the oddest that I can remember offhand.

[NYC_SKP]

69. I lost my gas station attendant job for having fun in the bathroom!

I had forgotten until you mentioned the bathroom.

This manager, Ruth, KNEW it was gonna happen and FLEW into the lot at like 3:15 am and that was IT.

Closed the station, everyone goes home.

PARTY!

[jaded_old_cynic]

71. In Flagrante delicto.

That sucks. And not even in a good way.

[Ron Obvious]

72. That would be...

That would be in the butt, Bob.

[NYC_SKP]

74. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!

I was thinking in the ear, but "rear" rhymes with "ear" and so, you get the booby prize!

Also acceptable, "In the nether regions"; "where I least expected it", and "where the sun don't shine and nobody comes a lookin'!"

[stlsaxman]

73. on the way up to the top of The Gateway Arch...

... it was AWESOME!

[NYC_SKP]

75. Next time someone mentions the arch, I'll say "Don't Touch That!"

You don't know where it's been!

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