Lunch with Santa at vfw I find humor
Last edited Sun Dec 16, 2018, 12:11 PM - Edit history (1)
Mrs Claus is taking forever to straighten her hair, we have to be there by noon 12 pm u til 2 pm or whenever the last child tells Santa their Christmas desires, boys look great as elves I made em shave I mean come on peach fuzz and whiskers at 14 elves don’t have beards. Now I find out we have stop and get gas for the hybrid sleigh geez, cool thing is it’s for the little kids lunch with Santa and since Santa quit drinking I don’t have a hangover like I did last year. 
boys telling Santa I need some more pillows as stuffing I said bring em I’ll put them in at parking lot.
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