Badly describe your hobby.

[NightWatcher]

So my friends sent me this. You're supposed to say something funny like "I strap dead trees to my feet while being dragged all over a lake by a speedboat" if you like to water ski.



I thought and thought about it and I don't think I have any hobbies. I've only had five days off of my current job since mid August, including 20+days where I had to work double duty. I'm helping my wife build her company (that is exploding exponentially) and I love it. It will hopefully be able to take care of my family in the future without us both working our bodies and minds to the point of exhaustion.

I'm too busy for a hobby, but maybe later I'll have time.



In the meantime, it's to you. Badly describe your hobby if you have any.

[hlthe2b]

1. I mow down tender saplings and blooms while sending small wildlife scurrying the other direction

as sweat drips down my brow.

[NightWatcher]

4. You enjoy that?

I'd sell my plasma if I had to in order to pay a yard guy to handle that for me. I LOATHE it, but am stoked you enjoy it.

[hlthe2b]

17. Apparently, I was too successful in badly describing my hobby: hiking mountain trails

[NightWatcher]

19. I'm just tired

You were just too good at badly describing it.

[Srkdqltr]

2. Ok

I take large pieces of fabric cut them into small pieces then sew them back into large piecea. (Quilter)

[Croney]

3. My hobby is so weird, it's the same described badly

or described well. I collect vintage Strawberry Shortcake dolls and related items and sell them on eBay. You would not believe the expensive cultural time warp these adults live in. Me included I guess.

[AJT]

21. The Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak

Pure evil!

[Croney]

25. Yes!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. I sew colorful threads and yarns on

various fabrics.

I embroider.

[Sancho]

6. I like to sit in a hole in the water going nowhere at great expense....

[NightWatcher]

10. I dig it.

I'm having my hole in the ground resurfaced in February and can't wait to just float in it for hours starting this spring.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I make sounds with my mouth in different pitches.

[Solly Mack]

8. I slip plastic and metal into plastic, metal, and glass to capture moments.

[luvs2sing]

9. I tie holes together..

with two pointy sticks.

[NightWatcher]

14. Looking good.

[Zoonart]

24. LOL

[NRaleighLiberal]

11. Just one hobby? I have lots!

[mia]

12. I tap small squares as I try to

interact with the world.

[Cousin Dupree]

13. I write numbers 1-9 in blocks

[akraven]

15. I herd cats. n/t

[Boxerfan]

16. I listen to the past-hours at a time.

And wander aimless just listening.

Very good Zen / exercise.


And occasionally I find something special with yellow and maybe some ice. Pink was my favorite blast from the past this week & a personal best at over 4 rabbit favorites. Seriously.

[LakeArenal]

18. I rip young green nuisance plants out of the ground

and meticulously replace them with tweezer sized seeds while on my knees or squatting as the sun burns my skin.

Then stare at it for weeks waiting for something to happen.

[RainCaster]

20. I break colored glass into small pieces...

... Then I wrap their edges in metal and solder them together.

[Zoonart]

22. I torture innocent plant material

Into sadistic postures and then sheer them within an inch of their lives.

[demigoddess]

23. I sit in a room all by myself and rejoice in slashing fabric and

trying to find ways to keep it together, especially when someone comes in and wants to talk to me.

[Lars39]

26. I occasionally help make sawdust.

[Cracklin Charlie]

27. I buy big pieces of cotton fabric...

Cut it into little pieces, and then sew all the little pieces back together into one big piece.

Quilting.

[cvoogt]

28. I move rocks around.

I dig holes, get rocks and put them on display in my home. Eventually I'll decide I don't like some anymore, get rid of them, and get more.

[GemDigger]

29. Like the post above me, I dig holes, look for pretties, then I fill the holes back up.

My name is my hobby.

[LeftInTX]

30. I go to meetings where people yell and scream at each other

There is a guy we call Lurch who is scary and dangerous. The place if full of swindlers. One guy speaks pidgin and he runs things. No one understands him but his followers. Everyone is cheating and shouting...shut up and order...people sometimes use phrases like, "Point of order". One big fat guy gets in everyone's face. One lady slaps another in the face. Homeless people create fake addresses...they then use these fake addresses for personal gain...After the meeting, my friends and I chat...we try to make the next meeting sane...it never happens...

[gratuitous]

31. I pedal my legs off to give my ass a ride

Later, I drink grape juice that's gone horribly wrong.

[JDC]

32. I walk through beautiful parks cursing and carrying a heavy bag of metal poles on my back

[csziggy]

33. My hobby is proof that I have the skill and patience to stab something thousands of times

Actually this picture is cross stitch which I normally don't do. These days I stitch things like this:

[Rincewind]

34. I take pre-packaged

low explosives, put them in cardboard and plastic tubes and shoot them at god. (Fly model rockets)

[onethatcares]

35. I turn perfectly good lumber into sawdust

n/t

[akraven]

36. Feeding moose cabbage -

Surrounding garden every year with it.

[zanana1]

37. I learn to crochet.

Over and over again.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

38. I hit yellow fuzz with the stretched entrails of cats.

[Major Nikon]

39. ...