MiddleFingerMom has fallen in love yet again.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[A Simple Game]

1. I completely understand. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

2. Please explain. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Um... um... um...

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... she's got not one, but FOUR bottles of champagne on her dresser!!!
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Yeah... that's it.
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[HappyMe]

8. 2 kinds of Fabreeze!

Something's going on in that room.

[cliffordu]

4. Right there with ya.

holey moley.

Look at all that Fabreeze!!!

[Whisp]

5. is she puking or is that a penis sticking up out of the floor?

which of the two excite you?

[rrneck]

6. Sell my clothes I'm going to heaven. nt

[pa28]

7. Dream girl!

I like yoga and wood flooring so I have a feeling we'd really hit it off.

[OriginalGeek]

9. I'm worried

she's gonna burn her bangs!

[jp11]

10. Avoid, look at those air fresheners in the background she must have terrible BO.

[Major Nikon]

12. Or a righteous BOng

Just sayin'

[RedCloud]

11. Excellent choice! Meets all major criteria.

Is female of my species? (Check)
Still has pulse? (Check)
Unable to run away because hands have locked legs into place? (Check)