So, I'm off to my new gig as Hostess at Red Lobster......

[ohiosmith]

[bluedigger]

1. Somebody has way too much time on their hands, er, claws... n't

[bluesbassman]

2. You should wear flat shoes. Sexy as they are, those pumps are gonna be murder on your calves.

[bigwillq]

3. Oh boy

LOL

[ellisonz]

4. What're you trying to say about the Hostess at Red Lobster?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

5. It's..... HIM!

You didn't destroy them at all, did you...?

[pinboy3niner]

6. Watch out...

I hear their work agreement has an insanity claws.

[HopeHoops]

7. Well, you wouldn't meet the dress code for Hooters.

Wrong color stockings.

[WillParkinson]

8. Mommy...

I'm scared.

[Arugula Latte]

9. Pinch me

I think I'm dreaming!

Errrr, having a nightmare, I mean.