You didn't live unless you had the Oscar Goldman with the exploding briefcase

[MrScorpio]

[PoliticAverse]

1. Did it cost more for a briefcase that didn't explode? n/t

[htuttle]

2. They've definitely captured his sartorial sensibilities

[Harker]

3. I thought Oscar Goldman

was a science project chicken on Trailer Park Boys...

[Aristus]

4. My best friend had all the $6 Million Man toys. I was so jealous.

My father got me the Steve Austin action figure, and the first thing I did was take off the arms, to play like he'd been injured. My father went ballistic with rage. He didn't know the arms were removable. He was only slightly mollified when I showed him how the arms went back on.

[Dave Starsky]

5. But... but only his right arm was bionic.

You maimed Colonel Austin, you sick bastard!