Just saw this t-shirt at the mall:

[Brigid]

"Guns don't kill people -- dads with pretty daughters do."

[NightWatcher]

1. I'm going to need you to send me that in an XL

She's only 13 months, but the sooner I get the word out, the better.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. 2XL please!

What a great fathers day gift. You simply must tell us where to get them.

[Brigid]

4. It was at a mall kiosk.

You could have one made at any t-shirt shop, I'm sure.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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[trof]

5. I could have used that about 20 years ago.

It would have scared the crap out of her boyfriend (now her husband )

[PassingFair]

6. Ha Ha Ha....

Thank goodness those dads with ugly daughters won't
have to kill anyone - no one will express sexual interest in THEM.

THEIR property won't be poached!

Ha Ha Ha

[NewJeffCT]

7. I saw something similar

It was DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating

The line below that was "Shoot the first, word will spread"