Death by lap dance

[derby378]

A 67 year old man died of natural causes while getting lap dances at a Texas strip club on Friday night it has been revealed. Robert Gene got multiple lap dances during his time at the Red Parrot in El Paso, however according to KVIA when the time came to pay the employees at the strip club found him to be unresponsive. Meanwhile KTSM reported that while being entertained Gene suffered from a heart attack, which the strippers failed to notice.

http://adrempress.com/man-dies-while-getting-lap-dances/

[dimbear]

1. Saint Peter asks "What's the last thing you remember?" n/t

[Arugula Latte]

2. The lap dance made him stiff

You know, from rigor mortis ...

[HopeHoops]

3. He came and went at the same time.

- Richard Pryor stand up routine re: how his dad died.

[maria2]

4. omg

omg....

[Major Nikon]

5. El Paso has some really raunchy nudie bars

Even for nudie bars those places are low class.

[RebelOne]

6. At least he probably died with a smile on his face. n/t

[becca da bakkah]

7. I'm Sorry....I Read That as "TAP Dance"!

Death by Fred Astaire!?

[davsand]

9. All I can think of is "Puttin On the Ritz!" from Young Frankenstein...

Hell of a way to go out!

Laura

[bluedigger]

8. RIP, Mr. Gene!

And don't forget to tip your dancers!