Please take a moment to stop and consider those...

[Major Nikon]

whose job it is to make dildos.

[rrneck]

1. I'm sure he's a stand up guy. nt

[Kaleva]

2. Bet they don't have a "Take your child to work" day over there.

[HopeHoops]

3. They just get a bunch of dicks to do it.

[NV Whino]

4. I onder if they get free samples

[RedCloud]

5. Notice how they are all created equal, just like the real ones?

[Arugula Latte]

6. I hope they don't prick themselves

on the machinery in the factory.

[becca da bakkah]

7. That Third One From The Left is Winking At Me!

Any chance I could meet the model!? God, I hope his name isn't Johnson!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I wonder if his name is B.O.B., too.

[becca da bakkah]

10. Company CEO's are Neal and Bob! N/T

[Tom_Foolery]

9. I hear the competition is stiff! n/t

[Flaxbee]

11. In this economy, a job is a job is a job, even if it blows.

But really - paid work (if the wages are fair) is good.

[Submariner]

12. Mitt would like them, they're just the right height n/t

[WCGreen]

13. Pssst, he doesn't have to wear protection...

They are fake boners...