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Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:43 PM

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You are given $300 million to make a movie. Only catch is that it has to bomb at the box office or you and your loved ones die.

What do you make?

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crazycatlady Jan 2019 OP
democratisphere Jan 2019 #1
bearsfootball516 Jan 2019 #2
donkeypoofed Jan 2019 #3
FSogol Jan 2019 #4
TygrBright Jan 2019 #5
Thunderbeast Jan 2019 #10
crazycatlady Jan 2019 #6
demgrrrll Jan 2019 #7
Heartstrings Jan 2019 #8
JuJuYoshida Jan 2019 #9
gratuitous Jan 2019 #11
surrealAmerican Jan 2019 #12
Talitha Jan 2019 #13
Adsos Letter Jan 2019 #14

Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:45 PM

1. Documentary on Dust.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:48 PM

2. All the useful things you can do with worms.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:48 PM

3. A re-make of Ishtar!

Wonder if Beatty &Hoffman are available. And I actually didn't think the movie was that bad.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:49 PM

4. A gritty reboot of Warhol's "Sleep" starring Charlie Hunnam and Kristen Stewart.



PS. Have your people call my people....

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:52 PM

5. One of the "Left Behind" books, starring members of the Westboro Baptist Church. n/t

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Response to TygrBright (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 05:35 PM

10. Ohhhhh....I'd watch that!

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:53 PM

6. sequel to Mean Girls

Only the Plastics (the popular) girls bring AR-15s to school and open fire on their classmates and teachers.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 04:59 PM

7. 24 hour documentary of myself...sleeping.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 05:03 PM

8. Redo of "Eyes Wide Shut"

Called "Eyes closed shut"....4 hours of black screen.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 05:25 PM

9. take the 300 million and easily leave the country

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 06:00 PM

11. Concept: Brewster's Millions meets The Producers meets Alan Smithee

Considering what does well at the box office these days, I wouldn't take that offer.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 06:12 PM

12. a surreal cinematic masterpiece ...

... with stunning imagery, a hauntingly beautiful soundtrack, and no narrative thread.

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 07:00 PM

13. Aim the camera at some black paper for 3 hours

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Response to crazycatlady (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 07:21 PM

14. Watching Paint Dry

A five hour look at paint drying. With examples of Flat, Matte, Eggshell, Satin, Semi-Gloss, and Gloss. With an emphasis on the effect of various colorants, fillers, and binders, as well as varying substrates and ambient conditions.

Narrated in Philippine Mandarin by Adam Curtis...a drunken, angry Adam Curtis.

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