I have a serious complaint about DU

[Bruce Wayne]

But I'm keeping it to myself

[LynneSin]

1. You need to fill out this report form in triplicate and spam ever poster in the H&M lounge with it

[Bruce Wayne]

2. Reporting you to the mods

You're making light of the millions of Americans who suffer from the daily anguish of butthurt. With your generous donation, we can stamp out butthurt in a generation. Imagine a world free from butthurt; imagine what your dollars can do when you make an offer of love to the World Butthurt Institute. And now, back to Ed McMahon with some important words from our Burbank studio, followed by the zany antics of Mr. Foster Brooks.

[HappyMe]

3. Damn, that's great!

I think they need to have the forms notarized, and their parking is NOT validated.

[bluesbassman]

4. What?

[HappyMe]

7. !!!

[gratuitous]

5. I believe you meant to say "spam every poster", not "spam ever poster"

Aw shit, now YOU'RE gonna have to fill out a form.

[RedCloud]

6. You mean Depleted Unranium, I presume.

[ellisonz]

8. More Cowbell!

[jp11]

9. I got a fever!

[ellisonz]

10. Holy shit!

We need that emoticon for DU!

I'm tempted to file a serious request with the DU admins.