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csziggy

(34,131 posts)
Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:08 PM Feb 2019

Warning this may hurt!

From a posting on Facebook:

I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!"
She's smart so I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullshit."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.

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Warning this may hurt! (Original Post) csziggy Feb 2019 OP
shadow or not, the result will be the same diva77 Feb 2019 #1
LOLOL hlthe2b Feb 2019 #2
She is a genius!! Doreen Feb 2019 #3
From the mouths of babes.... TwistedTinkerbelle Feb 2019 #4
snort!!!!!! niyad Feb 2019 #5
She wins a... 3catwoman3 Feb 2019 #6
Imagine being Bill Murray and having to live through it endlessly Cyrano Feb 2019 #7
These kids nowadays.. sarge43 Feb 2019 #8
She just made day. scarytomcat Feb 2019 #9
LOL! lunatica Feb 2019 #10
Hysterical! Sounds like a very in-tune, astute young lady. Evolve Dammit Feb 2019 #11
Wow! Tucker08087 Feb 2019 #12
Send her to Harvard right away! amb123 Feb 2019 #13
10 year old genius! Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #14
LOL - Forwarded to every worthy person on my Contact List! Totally Tunsie Feb 2019 #15
Give her a big juicy kiss on the forehead for me.... magicarpet Feb 2019 #16
Not mine - this was off Facebook. csziggy Feb 2019 #18
Who ever she is,.. what a little sweetheart,... magicarpet Feb 2019 #19
That is hilarious! defacto7 Feb 2019 #17
I wonder what she'd get if she answered that way on the test? rurallib Feb 2019 #20
Funny! Smackdown2019 Feb 2019 #21

Evolve Dammit

(16,702 posts)
11. Hysterical! Sounds like a very in-tune, astute young lady.
Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:18 PM
Feb 2019

When kids see this orange abomination, my fear is that they will view the presidency as a farce (which it currently is). Hopefully they will know it wasn't always, or does not have to be, this way. We can be so much better. James Earl Carter for example. Barack Obama is my runner-up (in my lifetime).

Dem2theMax

(9,641 posts)
14. 10 year old genius!
Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:40 PM
Feb 2019

What's her name, where does she live, how soon can she run for office? Would 2020 be too soon?

magicarpet

(14,122 posts)
16. Give her a big juicy kiss on the forehead for me....
Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:33 PM
Feb 2019

... what a little angel. Make sure you steer her towards political science, international diplomacy, or a law degree in her college studies.

magicarpet

(14,122 posts)
19. Who ever she is,.. what a little sweetheart,...
Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:43 PM
Feb 2019

... she would kick trDump and his Fascist minions right in the cookies,.. then spit on them.

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