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Arkansas Granny

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Sun Feb 17, 2019, 01:45 PM Feb 2019

Need a good chuckle? National Emergency , Day 2


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Nathan H. Rubin
@NathanHRubin
Notes from National Emergency, Day 2:

Things were cold, and dark. Until about 8am.

Then the sun came up. And I walked to the bagel store for breakfast.

On my way I encountered “others”.

Walking their dogs, pushing their strollers, going for a brisk run.

More to come.

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Need a good chuckle? National Emergency , Day 2 (Original Post) Arkansas Granny Feb 2019 OP
I lapsed into a coma last night SCantiGOP Feb 2019 #1

SCantiGOP

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1. I lapsed into a coma last night
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 01:51 PM
Feb 2019

Happened right after I went to bed, and lasted for about 8 hours. My wife said my eyes were closed, and I didn't speak or move except to roll over a couple of times and snore for a while. Thanks to the President's Emergency Order, I came out of it about 8 am this morning with no lasting effects.
I'm pretty sure MS-13, a Honduran caravan or the "real" collusion of Crooked Hillary was the cause. Thank God my President has been monitoring my condition even while he holds exhausting meetings on the golf course.

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