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Tue Feb 19, 2019, 11:56 PM

 

Silly original joke time

Last edited Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:57 AM - Edit history (1)

Here's three that I made up.

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How often do you trim an acacia bush?

Acaciasionally.

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If you prune a plum tree do you therefore plum a prune tree?

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No dog is monogamous.

They all have four paws.

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That's all I got for now.

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Response to SHRED (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 11:58 PM

1. Ok, I'll play

Q: Why did the dog always fail English composition?

A: He could never make it past a "ruff" draft

Note: I teach English comp.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:31 AM

6. *

 

😂😂😂

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Response to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:05 AM

2. Mine

Q: What green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:30 AM

5. *

 

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Response to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:11 AM

3. What do you call a Twitter user who regularly calls out the president?

SHRED-ded tweets!

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Response to True Dough (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:30 AM

4. LOL

 

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Response to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 01:01 AM

7. Whenever someone high up in government is in the hospital say "don't step

on Woodward, he might be under the hospital bed".

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