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SHRED

(28,136 posts) Tue Feb 19, 2019, 11:56 PM Feb 2019

Silly original joke time

Last edited Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:57 AM - Edit history (1)

Here's three that I made up.

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How often do you trim an acacia bush?

Acaciasionally.

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If you prune a plum tree do you therefore plum a prune tree?

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No dog is monogamous.

They all have four paws.

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That's all I got for now.

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Silly original joke time (Original Post) SHRED Feb 2019 OP

Ok, I'll play ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #1

* SHRED Feb 2019 #6

Mine TlalocW Feb 2019 #2

* SHRED Feb 2019 #5

What do you call a Twitter user who regularly calls out the president? True Dough Feb 2019 #3

LOL SHRED Feb 2019 #4

Whenever someone high up in government is in the hospital say "don't step applegrove Feb 2019 #7

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

1. Ok, I'll play

Reply to SHRED (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 11:58 PM

Feb 2019

Q: Why did the dog always fail English composition?

A: He could never make it past a "ruff" draft

Note: I teach English comp.

SHRED

(28,136 posts)

6. *

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:31 AM

Feb 2019

😂😂😂

TlalocW

(15,675 posts)

2. Mine

Reply to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:05 AM

Feb 2019

Q: What green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

TlalocW

SHRED

(28,136 posts)

5. *

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:30 AM

Feb 2019

True Dough

(27,314 posts)

3. What do you call a Twitter user who regularly calls out the president?

Reply to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:11 AM

Feb 2019

SHRED-ded tweets!

SHRED

(28,136 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to True Dough (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 12:30 AM

Feb 2019

applegrove

(133,112 posts)

7. Whenever someone high up in government is in the hospital say "don't step

Reply to SHRED (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 01:01 AM

Feb 2019

on Woodward, he might be under the hospital bed".

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