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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? (Original Post)
mysteryowl
Feb 2019
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USA4KEN
(2 posts)1. Is it At night?
I don t know if there even Is a Name to what Youd call a a women in the Middle!! of the cort but If she is there if she is there at night, she could just be not playin tenis. Maybe she medatating? Sory I wish I seen this before. odd!
mysteryowl
(8,733 posts)2. "A - Net"
There is a net in the middle of the court. Get it?
PJMcK
(24,889 posts)3. Professional sports are corrupt
Theyre a racquet.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(13,286 posts)4. There's only one appropriate reaction to this joke:
mysteryowl
(8,733 posts)5. That was fun!
I'm going to keep that link. Thanks!
True Dough
(26,083 posts)8. Here's the visual to accompany the sound effect...

Harker
(17,552 posts)7. In the way.
When I played, anyhow.
Leith
(7,864 posts)9. Whaddya call two guys hanging out by the window?
Curt'n'Rod
DFW
(59,875 posts)11. By the same token, what do you all a pretty girl you see in Little Italy?
Isabella
