Figure out your 'Royal' name

[GoneOffShore]

Title - Lord or Lady
First name - your grandmother's or grandfather's first name
Last name - Last thing you ate, followed by the name of the last place you bought something.

So, I'm Lord Samuel Branston Pickle of L'Unic Bar

And Mrs GoS is Lady Minnie Reba Salmon Rillettes of Christophe Madeleines

Another friend Lord John Scrambled Eggs of Turkey Hill

All examples from Facebook friends

Lady Clara Galette pur Beurre of Carrefour

Lady Minnie Soup of Ryanair

[Zoonart]

1. Lady Cornelia Chips -Ebay

LOL

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Lord Dmitri Cashew of Postal Office

Even a lord has to buy stamps to send his royal taxes to the crown.

[hlthe2b]

3. I'm not getting "elegant" by any means...

Lady Laura Yogurt of Safeway.

[dameatball]

4. Lord William Caperberry of Food City

[Cartoonist]

5. I had to stop at Lord Lloyd

I knew CVS was waiting at the end.

[happybird]

12. Ha!

That's great.

[Croney]

6. Lady Marzy Popcorn of Amazon.

[jberryhill]

7. My wife is Lady Sophia Chicken Broth of Aldi

[happybird]

8. Lady Alice Cheese Sandwich of Giovanni's.

Classy.
And it started out so well...

[Tikki]

9. Madame Alma Topping-Vons

Tikki

[2naSalit]

10. Lady Edna Boiled Egg of Market Place.

Yikes.

[MANative]

11. Lady Alice Israeli Couscous of the Amazon

Almost sounds legit! LOL

[Sanity Claws]

13. Lady Tunasalad of Aldi

This exercise made me glad that I am a commoner and not saddled with a royal name.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Lady Elizabeth Toasted of Rolando's.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Lady Celia Donut of Kowalski

[Evergreen Emerald]

16. Lady Elizabeth Parmesan Salad of Farrelli's

It is so regal.

[sprinkleeninow]

63. Youse guys' additional comments...

[Fla Dem]

17. Lady Carolyn Almond of Target

[Harker]

21. Is that pronounced Tar-zhay?

Quite elegant.

[Fla Dem]

26. But of course! 😂

[Harker]

27. C'est Magnifique! n/t

[sprinkleeninow]

64. Oh my jowls are sore...

[sarge43]

18. Lady Maud Cold Chicken of Levenger

[Cirque du So-What]

19. Lord John Salmon of Speedway

[Harker]

20. Lord Lulu Misoshiru of Rite Aid.

Lord Lulu has a better ring than Lord Henry, I think.

[MissMillie]

22. Lady Marguerite Macaroni of Village Liquors

well then.... that's different

[peacefreak2.0]

23. Lady Esther Licorice

Of Old Orchard Beach.

[Generic Brad]

24. Lord Peter Pineapple of Kroger

[sprinkleeninow]

65. Peter Pineapple...

Oh my God...

😂

[csziggy]

25. Lady Edith Sunny Side Up Egg of Bridgend, Wales

Maybe I should shorten it to Lady Edith Egg of Bridgend?

But it wasn't just a sunny side up egg, it was sauteed mushrooms with cheddar cheese and an egg broken on top.

[AJT]

28. Lady Ina Lee Lentil of Everly

[fierywoman]

29. Lady Theodora Quesadilla de Baja Fresh

[snacker]

30. Lady Henrietta Ice Cream of Costco

Hubby is Lord Carl Pork Chop of Piggly Wiggly

[Phentex]

48. We're related! Lady Nicoletta Ice Cream (nee Skinny Cow) of Costco!

Are you from the full fat or skim milk side of the family?

[snacker]

50. Skim milk side.

[Delmette2.0]

31. Lady Thilda Burrito of Lowe's.

[Cousin Dupree]

32. Lady Mary Chicken of Steinmart

[rurallib]

33. Lord Clarence Peanuts of Subway

[rickford66]

34. Lord Anthony Taco of Moes

[TomSlick]

35. Lord Emmons Baked Chicken of Atwoods Ranch and Home.

[PJMcK]

36. This is fun!

Lord Otto Ribs Pro Shop of Tiger Point

[Dave in VA]

37. Lord William PB&J of Best Buy

[FoxNewsSucks]

38. Lord Andrew Barleysoup of Amazon

I seem to have several relatives here. . .

[mainstreetonce]

39. Lady Julia Leftover Chicken of Zulily

That's me

[Polly Hennessey]

40. Lady Alicia Limabean of Amazon.

We seem to be related, FoxNewsSucks.

[Solly Mack]

41. Lady Rose Blueberry of Kate Spade

[ProudLib72]

42. Why bother, I am an actual Lord

[IrishEyes]

43. Lady Maggie Eclair of the Street Cart

[3catwoman3]

44. Lady Maxine Roasted Peppers...

...of Woodman’s.

[yellowdogintexas]

45. Lady Claire Chocolate Chips d'Costco nt

[GoneOffShore]

46. I want to thank all the responders, especially the Amazon family

I did find this on a FB page, and thought that it would go over well here in the Lounge.

[rownesheck]

47. All hail me...

Lord Norbert Pretzel of Aldi.

[Dennis Donovan]

49. Lord Ralph Popcorn of Shur Fine

[rampartc]

51. lord chicken de popeyes ?

well, it does have a ring .......

[KT2000]

52. Lady Jane Egg Salad of Kroger's

[MrScorpio]

53. Lord Richard Chicken of Sommore

[greatauntoftriplets]

54. Lady Jean-Pierre of Strawberry Amazon.

[unblock]

55. Yeah this is royal: lord Jim bob cheetos of stop & shop

[sprinkleeninow]

60. 😝

[Bayard]

56. Lady Kate Chocolate Icecream of Walgreens

[sprinkleeninow]

59. 😂 Walgreen's....

[Sneederbunk]

57. Sir Edmund Leakage.

[sprinkleeninow]

58. Lady Maria Turkey Tetrazzini of Harry Barker

Family crest: 👑💃🦃 🐩

🤣

[nevergiveup]

61. Sir Samuel Egg Noodles of the United States Post Office

[sprinkleeninow]

62. Husband:

Lord Sivert Peach Ice Cream of Fast Fuels.

[The King of Prussia]

66. Lord Denys Cheesecake of the Co-op

[crazycatlady]

67. Lady Barbara/Evelyn Smoothie of Shop Rite

[ploppy]

68. Lady Mildred Raisin Bagel of QFC

Has a fancy ring to it!

[Harker]

69. Pardon me...

do you have any Grey Poupon?

[sakabatou]

70. Lord Daniel Sandwhich of Safeway

[Kaleva]

71. Lord Wilho Cheese Soup of Dollar General

[GReedDiamond]

72. Lord George Tri-tip Steak of Trader Joe's...nt

[Dem2theMax]

73. Lady Mary M&M's of Vons.

I sound so beyond boring.

[TeapotInATempest]

74. Oh my

I'm Lady Katherine Cereal of Costco. That does not have a very royal ring to it!

I suppose I could be Lady Ella Shredded Wheat of Costco, but that's no better.

[backtoblue]

75. Lady Ruby Grapes of Citgo

[redstatebluegirl]

76. Lady Gertrude Corn

[MontanaMama]

77. Lady Pearlie Apple of Staples

Sounds very royal, doesn't it? By very "royal" I mean goofy.

[True Dough]

78. Lord Don't Give a Shit

Couldn't be more accurate!

[catbyte]

79. Lady Ruth Chocolate of Preuss Pets

[LuvLoogie]

80. Lord Otilio Cherry Bites of Sweet Freaks

[LakeArenal]

81. Lady Maryeva Brachs-Cinnamon of JoyceBP.

[Heartstrings]

82. Lady Mary Magdalena Avocado of Woodman's

[Grammy23]

83. Lady Lura Salmon 'n' Cream cheese, Sour cream, red onion, capers of CVS.

[LakeArenal]

84. Mr Lake: Lord Clarence Croisant of Dump.

He picked up a new permit.