Whoever created this birthday scenario game should be SHOT!!!!

[LynneSin]

I'm stuck with 'Start a band with Sarah Palin'

Really?

Shoot me now!

[Chan790]

1. Be happy you're not a St. Valentine's Day baby! n/t

[HopeHoops]

2. I like mine. It works. My middle daughter's works. The other three are WAY off.

[LynneSin]

4. Your birtthdate is March 16th?

That or Dec 22nd

[HopeHoops]

5. Um, no.

[LynneSin]

6. Dec 23rd?

[HopeHoops]

7. 2 down, 364 to go.

[LynneSin]

11. august 23rd

You know he'd kick your ass

[MiniMe]

8. I read it as May 16

[MiniMe]

9. oops, May 14

[OriginalGeek]

3. Ha! I get to replace the human population

with Barack Obama.



I just hope that one of them likes me as more than a friend.

[sharp_stick]

10. Yup. October 23

I am mortal enemies with Chuck Norris.

And here I thought it was just his horrible acting and pathetic Mike Huckabee crush that made me want to see him undergo waterboarding.

Turns out the bearded asshole is my nemesis

[Xyzse]

12. Mine is

Start a band with Lady Gaga...
Ugh... Not a fan but, seriously not as bad as what you have.

[geardaddy]

13. Best friends with Pikachu

Nah. Don't think so.

[Raven]

14. I'm a little old to be married to

Edward Cullen but Will Pitt would be trapped in prison with Barack Obama...he'd LOVE that!

[LynneSin]

15. Wait - why is Will and Obama in Prison

just curious!

[Raven]

19. Will's b'day is 11/9. Did

I do this right?

[LynneSin]

22. No I was just making a funny imaging Will Pitt and Obama in a jail

[Raven]

23. Well, I know why Will could get there...

with what he write sometimes I tell him that I'll have the "safe house" ready when the Repubs take over.

[kcass1954]

16. That makes "Host a TV show with Spongebob" seem like a walk in the park.

[KamaAina]

17. Sword fight with Lady Gaga!

En garde!

[KamaAina]

18. Consider yourself lucky

Mom has to start one with Bieber.

[Javaman]

20. Sword fight with Mickey Mouse.

as long as it's real swords and I win. (because it's my birth day and I hate the little rodent)

[WillParkinson]

21. I'm be best friends with Sarah Palin...

I think I'd rather be best friends with Voldemort.

[wysimdnwyg]

24. That's OK

Apparently I'm a sparkly vampire

[PRETZEL]

25. Somehow being married to Chuck Norris

really doesn't sit too well with me.

[becca da bakkah]

26. My Son's Birthday Was Sunday

So I emailed this to him. His was "Start a band with Kirby." OK. Who the hell is Kirby?? He explains:

"Kirby is the name of that sticky turd that won't let go no matter how much you squirm around when you're sitting on the crapper."

I see. Good to know I raised him right!

[bluesbassman]

27. Whaddaya talking about?, I get to switch lives with Jackie Chan!

Hiiiii-ya!

[geardaddy]

28. My sister's birthday sounds about right.

Mortal enemies with Sarah Palin.

[Bolo Boffin]

29. Mortal enemies with Bowser?

The bass singer from Sha-Na-Na? But he's such a great person!

Oh, wait, this Bowser!

I guess that makes my middle name Mario.

[Bombero1956]

30. mine isn't too bad

Married to Lady Gaga.

[MrScorpio]

31. Mortal enemies with Jackie Chan

Now I'm scared.