I Really Dislike Pleated Pants

[ProudLib72]

And that's all I have to say on the matter.

[msongs]

1. may the replies in-crease lol nt

[sagesnow]

3. Please crease and resist!

or the forum moderateor will have to become involved.

[Lars39]

8. He'll cuff the lot of you!

[ProudLib72]

12. I'm feeling hemmed in by all these punnish replies

[Lars39]

13. Just chalk it up to homage to the master...

Pinboy3niner

[True Dough]

2. How about Planters Peanuts?

Or pleasing plants? Are those okay?

[ProudLib72]

11. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I slid

See, you can't get me to mess it up!

[dameatball]

4. Potted plants are better. It doesn't matter which side faces the front.

[shraby]

5. Pleated pants are no problem if they are permanent pressed. Otherwise they are a pia.

[ProudLib72]

9. They just look stupid

And the only purpose I can see is to make you look like you have weird fat deposits. Not stylish at all.

[Major Nikon]

6. I like dark beer

[ProudLib72]

10. Are you talking about stout?

February was stout month. I drank a lot of it during that month. I suggest you start an "I hate IPAs" thread before I beat you to it. That stuff tastes exactly like chewing on pine needles.

[Major Nikon]

15. I wouldn't hit a dog in the ass with an IPA

[Kaleva]

7. I first read this as "I Really Dislike Potted Porn".

[ProudLib72]

17. Harry Potter Porn?!?!?

Dementors just kind of kill it for me.

[happybird]

14. Eff all pants

Kilts need to come into style.

[ProudLib72]

16. Well, this is for a job fair tomorrow

I don't know how they would feel about a kilt... especially when I sat down

[happybird]

21. You'd make an impression

for sure!

[Kaleva]

18. A t-shirt is the only clothing a person needs.

[UTUSN]

19. I really dislike the body frame that pleated pants look good on.

[Xipe Totec]

20. Dat all? Pffft!!!

Try pleated pants
red & white
plaid polyester
with bell bottoms
and cuffs.

I'll spare you the rest of the outfit, but it included a white lab coat.

[Blue Owl]

22. You're off your dockers...

Compleatly!