What they forgot to mention in OFFICE SPACE

[TrollBuster9090]

was that the two Bobs worked for Bain Capital.
And let's not forget what they did. Laid off Samir, Michael, Milton and Tom, and used the money they saved to promote a guy who only ACTED competent. Classic business story.

[HopeHoops]

1. Yeah, but even without his stapler, Milton made out well - except for the salt. He said "no salt".

[TrollBuster9090]

4. great big grains of salt on the glass...

[XemaSab]

7. Put strychnine in the guacamole

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

2. Milton wasn't laid off...

The glitch was fixed.

[TrollBuster9090]

5. I can't believe they got Security to escort us out, like we were going to STEAL something...

[beknighted]

3. Technically Milton was let go before the Bobs even got there

I bet it was that bastard Dom. If he moved Milton's desk so that he could no longer see the squirrels that were merry, then he's capable of anything.

[TrollBuster9090]

6. Now, of course, OFFICE SPACE looks like halcyon days, doesn't it?

It would be great to have a steady job shuffling TPS reports around, where your only motivation is not to get hassled by eight different bosses, and you can appear to be doing your job with only 15 minutes of "real work" per week, and 40 hours and 45 minutes of "spacing out."