If your dog or cat could text you....

[Yavin4]

What would they say?

[hlthe2b]

1. Hungry, Mama, Hungry!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. My bowl is empty.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Your cat wouldn't bother and your dog would blow your phone up every time a leaf fell.

[Kurt V.]

6. truth. ha!

[Phoenix61]

9. This!nt

[Auggie]

4. Cat: "When's dinner time?"

[Kurt V.]

5. can we take ANOTHER walk.

[lkinwi]

7. Pet me, scratch my back, give me a tummy rub

[JuJuYoshida]

8. put food in my bowl please

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. There are many texts from a cat named Mittens.

https://textsfrommittens.com/

[TygrBright]

11. Your schedule for today, Hoomin:

00:00 Put food in dish
00:05 Cuddles, game of CHOMP!
00:10 Free time-- you may prep for later activities while I nap
01:00 Become cat furniture. Hold still.
01:15 Throw greenie treats
01:25 Turn on kitty teevee (open windows and doors to screens)
01:30 Free time-- prep for later activities while I monitor territory
02:00 Chin skritches, game of CHOMP!
02:05 Play with wand toy by the stairs
02:15 Throw greenie treats
02:20 Free time-- you may prep for later activities while I nap
03:00 Go fetch a small scuttling creature and release it for my entertainment
03:20 Dispose of remains
03:25 Fluff my pillow
04:00 Put food in dish
04:15 Admire the incredible Work of Art I left in the litterbox
04:20 Become cat furniture. Hold still.
04:50 Tummy rub, game of CHOMP!
05:00 Free time-- you may prep for later activities while I nap. Also, suggest you do something about the bleeding.
05:40 Play with cat dancer toy by the sofa
05:55 Free time-- prep for later activities while I monitor territory
06:35 Throw greenie treats
06:45 Play with Meowie Wowie toy by the cat tube under the buffet
07:00 Fluff my other pillow
07:40 Head skritches, game of CHOMP!
07:50 Break for First Aid
08:00 Put food in dish
08:10 Play with kitchen faucet
08:25 Become cat furniture. Hold still.
08:45 Fetch me a fluttery bird that can't fly too high- there's one right out there
09:15 Dispose of remains
09:20 Fluff my sofa pillow
09:25 Free time-- you may prep for later activities while I nap
09:55 Throw greenie treats
10:10 Play with windup flutter ball in the dining room
10:25 Cuddles, game of CHOMP!
10:30 You may visit the Urgent Care while I nap
11:15 Follow me around admiringly while I carry Daddy's dirty sock from the laundry hamper to behind the buffet
11:25 Free time-- prep for later activities while I monitor territory
11:40 Play with laser pointer in the living room
11:50 Clean up breakages
12:00 Put food in dish
12:05 - 24:00 REPEAT

The Feline Overlord has delusions of being a benevolent dictator.

devotedly,
Bright

[Dem2theMax]

12. The cat really knows how to text.

And anyone who has ever lived with a cat knows that what you wrote is the absolute truth.

[Yavin4]

15. Well, at least you're given time to prepare for the next round of activities. n/t

[Dem2theMax]

13. Dog -- DOG PARK!

That is all. Just dog park, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[KT2000]

14. things are not up to my standards

fix it immediately.

[Auggie]

16. +1

[Flaleftist]

17. More steak, less dry food.

[ProudLib72]

18. "Papi, you musn't ever pay attention to another dog for as long as you live"

She is sooooooo jealous!

[Rhiannon12866]

19. Treats! Now!!!