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kairos12

(12,852 posts) Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:12 PM Apr 2019

A limerick, a riddle, and a pun

walk into a bar.

No joke.

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A limerick, a riddle, and a pun (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2019 OP

The bartender was a poet ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #1

Do it more like this TlalocW Apr 2019 #2

I speak bad English ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #3

Basic Instructions TlalocW Apr 2019 #4

You did realize my last post was a haiku, right? ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #5

Yes TlalocW Apr 2019 #7

Uh oh! ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #8

... TlalocW Apr 2019 #9

Terrible punchline keithbvadu2 Apr 2019 #6

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

1. The bartender was a poet

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:35 PM

Apr 2019

And he liked to show it
On the open mic
Late at night
After serving booze
He'd really cut loose

TlalocW

(15,379 posts)

2. Do it more like this

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:35 PM

Apr 2019

Lim'rick, Riddle, Pun
All three walk into a bar
But there is no joke

And you've got a haiku.

TlalocW

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

3. I speak bad English

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:44 PM

Apr 2019

Haikus are well beyond me
I say No haikus!

TlalocW

(15,379 posts)

4. Basic Instructions

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:47 PM

Apr 2019

TlalocW

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

5. You did realize my last post was a haiku, right?

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 06:31 PM

Apr 2019

TlalocW

(15,379 posts)

7. Yes

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 11:24 AM

Apr 2019

I only posted it
Cuz the subject was haikus.
I thought it funny

TlalocW

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

8. Uh oh!

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 11:33 AM

Apr 2019

There is a problem
Look at your very first line
There're too many syllables!

TlalocW

(15,379 posts)

9. ...

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 11:59 PM

Apr 2019

Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Fuckity fuck fuck!

TlalocW

keithbvadu2

(36,751 posts)

6. Terrible punchline

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 08:04 PM

Apr 2019

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