Trump, the Pope and a bucket of chicken
Three American “prosperity gospel” preachers, Jim Bakker, Joel Osteen and Paula White, were granted an audience with the Pope at the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican. They called Donald Trump and asked him if he’d like to go along. “Sure!”
Before they went to the Sistine Chapel, Trump had his driver stop at a KFC for a bucket of chicken. “Are you sure that’s okay?” asked Jim Bakker. “I’m the president. I can do anything I want.”
When they got to the Vatican, the three ministers went to the altar to receive the Pope’s blessing. Trump sat at the back of the room, eating his chicken and throwing the bones on the floor. The pope entered the sanctuary, walked past the three preachers, went straight to Trump, made the sign of the cross and walked out of the room.
The ministers were flabbergasted.
“Mr. President, how is it that you were blessed by the Pope and we were not?”
“It wasn’t like that at all,” Trump said. “He stood in front of me and said…
(pointing at the sky) Who are you to desecrate the sanctity of the House of God?
(pointing at the floor) Now pick up those chicken bones…
(pointing to his left) get those three con artists…
(pointing to his right) and get the hell out of my church.”
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