This morning I woke up and wondered 'What the hell happened to my chainsaw'

[LynneSin]

Damnit, I always seem to be misplacing it.

[TrogL]

1. You need a collection

That way you've always got one handy.

Mine are mostly in the garage. Because they're different models with slightly different oil/gas mixture requirements each also has its own gerry-can of gas.

[maria2]

2. ...

hehe ok...

[lunatica]

3. Look in the refrigerator

[Kaleva]

4. I see these references to chainsaws popping up around DU.

Either it's woodcutting season or there's an inside joke making its rounds.

[hedgehog]

8. It's not really an inside joke - an inside joke would be confined to a few.

Someone started this by posting about waking up to the sound of a chain saw ( IIRK) , then someone made a silly response posting, then it took off. Feel free to add your own bit of nonsense!

[LiberalEsto]

5. You need to keep it on a keychain

with something really large attached to the keychain.

[Old Troop]

6. Mine seems to end up at my son in law's house

[pintobean]

7. It's afraid of commitment.

[hedgehog]

9. Goodwill has a nice one unless someone bought it by now.

[Throckmorton]

10. In your sock drawer? That is where I keep mine. N/T

[crunch60]

11. I hide mine under my bed...anybody touches my chain saw, and I become Freda Krueger!

[MrScorpio]

12. Who did you leave it in? nt

[Arctic Dave]

13. I prefer to chop my wood.

Especially at night.