A silent thread for those of us with no ass

Without suspenders and even if my belt is as tight as can be, my pants and underwear will be down by my ankles after walking a few feet. Even with suspenders on, my underwear slides down and bunch up. Diving into a pool head first is only done when no one but maybe my wife is around. Too many instances of my trunks coming off when I hit the water to risk doing that when others are present.

This wasn't much of a problem when I was decades younger and skinny to the point my hip bones stuck out so a tightened belt above the hip bones kept my pants up. Same with swimming trunks that had a string.