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Without suspenders and even if my belt is as tight as can be, my pants and underwear will be down by my ankles after walking a few feet. Even with suspenders on, my underwear slides down and bunch up. Diving into a pool head first is only done when no one but maybe my wife is around. Too many instances of my trunks coming off when I hit the water to risk doing that when others are present.
This wasn't much of a problem when I was decades younger and skinny to the point my hip bones stuck out so a tightened belt above the hip bones kept my pants up. Same with swimming trunks that had a string.
htuttle
(23,738 posts)In Remembrance.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Tikki
(14,557 posts)No hips, no ass..just a stick walking.
And most of the jeans out today are for curvy girls so jeans often look like
Jodhpurs when I try them on.
Tikki
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)Here is to the assless.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)Yonnie3
(17,434 posts)Suspenders are a necessity. I also rediscovered bibb overalls.
My doc told me to lose weight. I did and it all came out of my butt. This made a mere slippage into a slingshot situation.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)Skittles
(153,160 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)https://vintagedancer.com/1920s/1920s-swimsuits/
One of those wouldn't fall off!
Heck, a version would work to hold your underwear up, too. Just sew them to a tank top and Bob's your uncle.
hunter
(38,311 posts)But not everyone wants to see that.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)My friends and I used to skinny dip at some of the less known sinkholes south of town. Now they are too well known or part of the National Forest Sinkhole attraction - complete with boardwalks. So if I wanted to skinny dip these days I'd have to have my own pool.
Next year I might buy one of these inflatable ones - for the price if it only lasts one summer, that would be worth it!
https://www.biglots.com/product/quick-set-pool-10-x-30-/p810414192?N=1280308718&pos=1:3
flotsam
(3,268 posts)and I am assless. Screw your 12 steps because if I do them I'll be mooning!
Harker
(14,015 posts)in a poker game.
3catwoman3
(23,975 posts)..derriere to those who are ass deficient.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I got a screaming deal a few years ago on some North Face swim trunks. Bought two pair for $16! I wear them as shorts. Now here's the thing: they have a real cinch. It's a half inch band of strong webbing material (none of this shoe string crap) that threads through a buckle and keeps everything in place. So be on the look out for some North Face swim trunks!