Just bought a "pre-owned" Chevy Volt

[ProudLib72]

Does that mean I'm revolting?










Note: I did not actually buy a Chevy Volt. I just saw one on the road and thought of the corny joke...

[NBachers]

1. Bet you're pretty amped up about this!

[ProudLib72]

2. I charged it to my credit card

[lapfog_1]

3. i don't know about your volt but...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41HQMDjdtgL._SX300_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

[ProudLib72]

4. Are you calling me a peasant?

Well, I guess I am.

[dchill]

5. Assault and battery by pun!

[ProudLib72]

6. No, you're thinking of the Nissan Assault

This is the Chevy Volt. But they both use battery power. You're right about that.

[SkatmanRoth]

7. You should have checked the current market for a potential difference between the Volt and the Cruze

[ProudLib72]

9. Ohm my God, you're right!

It was such a good deal I just couldn't resist.

[mitch96]

8. That's berry punny!!!!!

[Harker]

10. I hope you wind up in a

dry cell.