Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 25

[red dog 1]

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1) "You can call me Grandmaster B"

2) "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, dear?"

3) "Where's O'Reilly Basil?" (answered)

4) "Educated people pronounce it 'Catsup'"

5) "If you kill me, you have no cook; and if you kill Jesse, you don't have me" (answered)

6) "You ARE the ASSMAN" (answered)

7) "Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen, is it because we're black?"

8) "We heard there's a psychiatrist staying...Is he here for the major?" (answered)

9) "Happy Festivus for the rest of us!" (answered)

10) "Women..You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere!" (answered)

11) "A gin & orange, a lemon Squash, and a scotch & water PLEASE" (answered)

12) "OK Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp"

13) "Oh I don't ride the clutch, sir"

14) "Watch it, suckah!" (answered)

15) "Dr. Soloman, I've never seen you with a turtleneck before!"

16) "Sir, that's not my hat"

17) "Schmock!..Schmock!"

18) "Anita Palone, that's my mom's name!"

19) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

20) "I'm Carl Hickey, and I need your vote!"

21) "Guns don't kill people...Physics kill people"

22) "This parrot is no more..It has ceased to be" (answered)

23) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones"

24) "Have you read the bible, Pete?"

25) "He sells spoons!" (answered)

26) "It's....." (answered)

27) "And let the good news be yours!"

28) "Harry, I need you to drive me downtown"

29) "Ass sphincter says 'What'" (answered)

30) "No soup for you!" (answered)

31) "I lie every second of the day...My whole life is a sham"

32) "Big steps and little 'uns" (Popular British TV series) (answered)

33) "Can anyone get their head to swivel to the rear?" (answered)

34) "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head" (answered)

35) "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person"

36) "The sea was angry that day, my friend"

37) "I'll have a big salad" (answered)

38) "I'm the chef of the future"

39) "Mother?..Our mother? The mother downstairs? .Jessica? .The redhead?"

40) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene"

41) "He's a popcorn" (F/X TV series)

42) "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME"

43) "Always bet on the black, Jack"

44) "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers"

45) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut"

46) "Why don't you get a life, Rick?...Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"

47) "There's no denying it...I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me, and Mikey is their leader" (answered)

48) "I don't mean to panic anyone; but the calamari has been infested with baby squid"

49) "I'm like King Midas in reverse...Everything I touch turns to shit"

50) "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty"

51) "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"

52) "Those who want respect, give respect"

53) "How would you like your eyes at the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it"

54) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"



More unanswered TV quotes from Part 24:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181192415

[red dog 1]

1. "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

[Not Heidi]

2. "Bist du das, Hinkle?"

[red dog 1]

4. Welcome to DU!

[surrealAmerican]

3. a few of the easy ones ...

#9 and 30 are Seinfeld
#22 and 26 ar Monty Python's Flying Circus

[red dog 1]

5. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

[red dog 1]

6. "Hey, Crabman!"

[red dog 1]

7. "Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say "Let there be light"...he first had to

tell her to get her fat ass out of the way"

[Generic Brad]

8. #5 - Breaking Bad

[red dog 1]

9. Yes indeed!

What a great TV show!

[red dog 1]

10. "My name is Art Vandeley"

[BKDem]

26. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

32. Absolutely!

(Vandelay Industries was his fictional company)

[red dog 1]

11. "Hello fellow babies!"

[Mendocino]

12. WKRP ?

[red dog 1]

13. You got it!

Dr. Johnny Fever's famous line.

[Mendocino]

15. "Whats on the telly?...

Looks like a penguin"

[red dog 1]

14. "Heck no - We won't go!"

[red dog 1]

16. "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye"

[jayfish]

72. Seinfeld?

[red dog 1]

82. Yessiree!

[red dog 1]

17. "Frank Burns eats worms"

[jmowreader]

18. MASH, of course

True story: Larry Linville asked Alan Alda to give the eulogy at his funeral. He also asked him to include this line in it: "Worms eat Frank Burns."

[red dog 1]

19. Wow, I didn't know that.

[red dog 1]

20. "Hoo Chi Mama!"

[red dog 1]

21. "I'm Carl Hickey, and I need your vote"

[red dog 1]

22. "Why do you hate black people?"

[red dog 1]

23. "Your name is Bookman and you're a library cop?"

[red dog 1]

24. "You bad man! You very bad man!"

[red dog 1]

25. "Well, I am the High Commander"

[eppur_se_muova]

109. Third Rock, obviously. nt

[BKDem]

27. #2 Leave It to Beaver

[red dog 1]

30. No - Good guess though.

Welcome to DU!

[Hint: It's from a sit-com, but not as old as "Leave It To Beaver"]

[brandnewday2009]

28. #47

The Sopranos?

[red dog 1]

29. You got it!

[red dog 1]

31. "My, you look lovely today Mrs. Cleaver."

[Angleae]

33. Leave it to beaver

[red dog 1]

34. That's right!

Eddie Haskell line.

[red dog 1]

35. "Murray is working nights driving a cab to earn extra money"

[Mendocino]

36. "How about it counselor...

do you concur?"

[red dog 1]

37. "It's a, a puffy shirt..It's all...puffy....like the pirates used to wear"

[Mendocino]

38. Seinfeld?

[red dog 1]

39. Yes

[red dog 1]

40. "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"

[red dog 1]

41. "You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat the damn lemons"

[jayfish]

71. Newhart?

[red dog 1]

149. Nope

Much more recent sit-com.

[Mendocino]

42. "Put a dollar in my pocket...

...you too ski bum"

[red dog 1]

43. "Yo Yo MA"

[lapfog_1]

52. West Wing

[red dog 1]

57. Nope

It's from a very popular sit-com.

[jayfish]

73. Seinfeld?

[red dog 1]

80. That's it!

A Kramer line, I think.

[red dog 1]

44. "Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay!"

[red dog 1]

45. "You don't shit where you eat..And you really don't shit where I eat!"

[red dog 1]

46. "I'd recognize that mole anytime!"

[red dog 1]

47. "There, there, Granpappy B"

[lapfog_1]

53. Married with children

[red dog 1]

56. Yes indeed!

[red dog 1]

48. "I got a great idea for a cologne...The Beach"

[red dog 1]

49. "I don't know, you decide"

[red dog 1]

50. "Homey don't play that"

[jayfish]

70. In Living Color?

[AllaN01Bear]

51. wheels mr spock. a flivver , captain.

[Angleae]

58. Star Trek

[FiveGoodMen]

54. 3 and 8 are...

Fawlty Towers and 10 is Third Rock from the Sun

[red dog 1]

86. Ding! Ding! Ding!

(There's at least one other unanswered quote from 3rd Rock on this thread)

[FiveGoodMen]

88. 21 is also from 3rd Rock

and 11 is also from Fawlty Towers

[red dog 1]

55. "Oh, I miss those days with Mary...Breakfast in bed, lunch in the bed....Changing the sheets....

..'cause there's food in the bed"

[red dog 1]

59. "I need SHOES!"

[red dog 1]

60. "How'd you like one across 'yo lips?"

[lpbk2713]

64. Sanford and Son

Fred

[red dog 1]

81. Yes indeed!

[red dog 1]

61. "Let's go buy a boat!"

[jayfish]

74. It's Always Sunny?

If it is, it's from one of the best eps of the series.

[red dog 1]

90. Nope

[red dog 1]

62. "Who you calling ugly, sucker?"

[lpbk2713]

65. Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther.

Along with #14.

[red dog 1]

84. Ding! Ding!

[red dog 1]

63. "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!"

[red dog 1]

66. "There's been an accident..The new hearse is totaled..Your father is dead."

[jayfish]

69. Six Feet Under?

[red dog 1]

78. Yes!

It won nine Emmy Awards.

Great scripts, great acting, with one exception:
(I can't stand Nate's girlfriend, Brenda)

[red dog 1]

67. "Hang onto your brains, fellow babies!"

[Angleae]

68. WKRP

[red dog 1]

76. You got it!

[wryter2000]

77. 38

The Honeymooners

"Can it core a apple?"

[red dog 1]

79. Absolutely!

(When Ralph & Ed Norton do a late night TV commercial)

[red dog 1]

85. "Oh, it can core a apple!"

[Clash City Rocker]

83. I thought #10 was going to be "women, can't live with 'em...Pass the beer nuts."

You can add that to the list.

[red dog 1]

87. # 10 was from 3rd Rock (Harry)

[red dog 1]

89. "My list isn't dumb, Randy"

[red dog 1]

91. "Dr. Allbright, have I been a perfect ass?"

[jmowreader]

92. 13 is MASH

[red dog 1]

94. Good catch!

You must be a "Mash-head" too!
(I think I've seen every episode)

[red dog 1]

93. "Commander, permission to speak freely?"

[red dog 1]

95. "Yo' mama is so old & ugly, that before God could say 'Let there be light,' he had to tell her

to move her big fat ass!"

[red dog 1]

96. "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"

[red dog 1]

97. (holding the remote) "This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand."

[red dog 1]

98. "Plant your feet firmly on the ground...Address the ball"

[Flaleftist]

99. "BAD FOOD HERE!"

[red dog 1]

100. "Women! You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere!"

[red dog 1]

101. "My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!"

[red dog 1]

102. "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

[red dog 1]

103. "If you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."

[eppur_se_muova]

104. 11. Fawlty Towers, natch. nt

[red dog 1]

110. Yes!

[eppur_se_muova]

105. 25 also from Fawlty Towers (the episode with the excetionally fussy guest) nt

[red dog 1]

114. Mrs. Fawlty to Basil, telling him that the guest he thought was a hotel inspector, actually was a

cutlery salesman, who specialized in spoons.

[eppur_se_muova]

106. 29. Wayne's World skit from SNL nt

[red dog 1]

111. You got it!

(Good one)

[eppur_se_muova]

107. 33. Third Rock from the Sun (1st episode, cast just incarnated in human bodies)

Prof. Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) asked the question. After receiving only negative replies, he then asks, "Well, then, how are you supposed to lick your back ?"

[red dog 1]

112. You got another one!

[eppur_se_muova]

108. 34 obviously Third Rock. nt

[red dog 1]

113. Obviously

[red dog 1]

115. "Am I a hipster dufus?"

[red dog 1]

116. "He took it out!"

[Mendocino]

117. "I'm kinda like a nanny Cam,

that if people believe in me they will behave better."

[red dog 1]

118. "Without discipline, the Army would be just a bunch of guys wearing the same color uniform."

[red dog 1]

119. "Big steps and little 'uns"

(British TV series)

[red dog 1]

120. "She had 'Man Hands'"

[red dog 1]

121. "Mr. Kramer, he's an innocent primate!"

[Mendocino]

122. 6353 Juan Tabo apt. 6

[red dog 1]

123. "I want very much to feel, and to be felt..And I mean that from the heart of my bottom."

[red dog 1]

124. "I'd rather let 1,000 guilty men go free than chase after them."

[backtoblue]

125. If you were a robot and didn't know it, but I knew...would you want me to tell you?

[backtoblue]

126. My name is Oliver Quinn...

[Hela]

127. #119 is All Creatures Great and Small.

That line is in the books as well.

[red dog 1]

128. I assume you mean # 32

I'd like to read the books someday.

[Hela]

130. Yes, #32! Thanks!

[red dog 1]

132. Since you've read the books you probably already know that the real Siegfried Farnon was not

as generous as the Siegfried Farnon in the James Herriot books.

In fact, I think he filed a lawsuit against Herriot after the 1st book came out, because Herriot used his name without getting permission from him.

Skeldale House is now a Bed & Breakfast Inn.

[red dog 1]

129. "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!"

[red dog 1]

131. "This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her"

[red dog 1]

133. "It's crazy Joe Devola!"

[red dog 1]

134. "I just live here...I don't have anything to do with the dead people"

[red dog 1]

135. "They made fun of me at the senior center"

[red dog 1]

136. "Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE!"

[red dog 1]

137. "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"

[red dog 1]

138. "Can it core a apple?"

[flibbitygiblets]

139. 6 and 37 are from episodes of Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

140. Correctamundo!

[red dog 1]

141. "D' oh!"

[Angleae]

143. The Simpsons

[red dog 1]

144. Correct!

(Homer, of course)

[red dog 1]

142. "And I should have fucked Dale Evans but I didn't."

[red dog 1]

145. "We're just two assholes lost in the woods."

[red dog 1]

146. "Is there any way the package could have survived?"

[red dog 1]

147. "Here's a poem dedicated to every guy I've ever been with:

'Your Penis Is Kinda Nice, Too Bad You're Attached to It'."

(Extra credit for this one)

[red dog 1]

148. "There was shrinkage!"