Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women

[Floyd R. Turbo]

A Florida burglary suspect told police that he’s stolen a number of inflatable pool toys so he could have sex with them instead of raping women, a report said.

The suspect, 35-year-old Christopher William Monnin, allegedly broke into a number of homes in the city of Palm Bay in Brevard County that have private pools and stole the inflatables, the Miami Herald reported, citing a police report from the sheriff’s office.

The “defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women,” an arrest report for Monnin read, according to the Herald.

There have been at least 13 burglaries reported in the area in which inflatable pool toys were stolen, according to the report. Monnin is suspected in all of the thefts, the Herald reported.

https://nypost.com/2019/06/17/florida-man-says-he-had-sex-with-stolen-pool-toys-instead-of-raping-women/

[3catwoman3]

1. Can't he just go buy his own?

Or is there some sort of "thrill of the chase" involved with stealing?

Creepy, but relatively harmless, at least.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Tell that to his victims!😢

[DashOneBravo]

8. The frog is kinda cute

[JuJuYoshida]

2. maybe he gets a thrill from stealing them -shrugs-

still a crime, cheap bastard pool toys are like $5.00

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I hope he at least takes them home before he enjoys them.

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I wouldn't want to look out my window to see some weirdo having his way with my pool toys, right there in my back yard.

[dameatball]

5. As we read this, dozens of suspicious people in Palm Bay are washing off their pool toys.

[happybird]

6. Yikes!

Some of those inflatables have sharp edges where the vinyl/plastic is trimmed at the seams. Ouchie.

[ProudLib72]

7. They are a gateway sex object. Next it will be lawn ornaments

Think of all the pink flamingos and garden gnomes!

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

9. Hopefully he will buy them dinner first and then take them...

...back to his own damn lawn. Not that I even live in Florida but wouldn't want to have demand that a creep thus engaged "Get off my lawn."

[smirkymonkey]

10. Well, you have to at least admire the fact that he has sublimated harmful impulses into

relatively benign ones. At least human beings aren't being harmed. Still, kind of strange. But I would rather have him doing this than harming actual, real women.

[Major Nikon]

11. I always love a story with a happy ending