Mix a metaphor...Go!

[kairos12]

Screw loose and fancy-free

Take the path of a different Drummer.

It's not rocket surgery.

[tblue37]

1. Hopped on his horse and rode off in all directions. nt

[True Dough]

2. It's easy as falling off a pie.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[genxlib]

3. My favorite to use

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

[Glorfindel]

4. I heard it straight from the horse's ass.

A stitch in time saves none.
Water over the bridge.
Water under the dam.
Mighty pines from little acorns grow.

[MLAA]

8. Good ones!

[ProudLib72]

5. You can lead a horse to water

But you can't make him mix a metaphor.

You can't teach an old dog mental gymnastics.

[tazkcmo]

6. If you can't stand the Heat

Try A Stitch in Time.

[Leith]

7. From the old I Love Lucy show

"He let the cat out of the bean bag."

[MLAA]

9. I am healthy and tired of all these mixed metaphors 😉

[MLAA]

10. It is as cold as dice in here!

[earthshine]

11. The best one ever is from GWB.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on ... shame on ...

Won't get fooled again!

[rurallib]

12. my favorite was always Dorothy Parker's

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Or there is always "he's an order of fries short of a happy meal."

[NotASurfer]

13. A mind like a steel sieve

[OriginalGeek]

14. Well, this thread is certainly

a horse of a different flavor.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. You buttered your bread,

now sleep in it!

[kairos12]

16. HaHha LOL.

[Skittles]

17. a friend in need is a pain in the ass

[kairos12]

18. You speak truth to

bread and circuses.

[Skittles]

19. I think, therefore I am

but I'm pink, therefore I'm spam