This morning I woke up and wondered: Why the hell does LynneSin need a chainsaw?

[taterguy]

[struggle4progress]

1. I thought it was obvious

[sarge43]

10. That had to have taken place in Maine or New Hampshire.

Chain saw, beer -- they make life worth living.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Because she doesn't have one?

And it's easier to dismember a body with a chainsaw than with a bandsaw. You just never know...

[pinboy3niner]

3. Because little bites are easier to chew?

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Because it works better than a toenail clipper.

[bluesbassman]

5. Kinda works like a green card for Delawareans.

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Now she's free to go to Pennsylvania whenever she likes.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Because results are too variable when you put the bodies in woodchippers

[UTUSN]

7. I'm not *even* - (although - just never mind) n/t

[TrogL]

8. Everybody needs a chainsaw

...and a favourite axe.

[mysuzuki2]

9. Do you really want to know? Notice we haven't heard from MFM lately?

She SAYS he's in the hospital, but she's the only one who's talked to him.Hmmm .. I wonder if there is any recent cement work in her basement ...?

[sarge43]

11. You know a better way to get everyone's attention?

Reving a chain saw is a real conversation stopper -- especially during a committee or staff meeting.