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Porn is hurting men... (Original Post) originalpckelly May 2012 OP
I'm interested in how you got from porn to pizza. aikoaiko May 2012 #1
Unfortunately, I know the reference. HopeHoops May 2012 #2
What's bad for the guys is that all they keep getting are tips... originalpckelly May 2012 #3
(groan) HopeHoops May 2012 #4
It's the classic porn scenario WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #6
You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life Major Nikon May 2012 #13
I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #5
Probably because no one wants to get knocked up... originalpckelly May 2012 #7
One has to show up at the house naked and with their johnson in their hand. Kaleva May 2012 #8
It was a shitty job in the 80s WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #9
I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock underpants May 2012 #10
Don't order extra Sausage Son of Gob May 2012 #11
Or cable guys ProudToBeBlueInRhody May 2012 #12
Don't be fatuous, Rhody. n/t Chan790 May 2012 #18
When I was growing up... WillParkinson May 2012 #14
Ah, the great auteur William Higgins. 6000eliot May 2012 #16
When I was delivering pizzas... Archae May 2012 #15
Do you remember the address? Scuba May 2012 #17

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)
6. It's the classic porn scenario
Sun May 27, 2012, 08:43 PM
May 2012

Pizza guy rings bell
Door is answered by hot scantily-clad woman
"Oops, I don't have enough cash- Can we work something out?"

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)
13. You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life
Sun May 27, 2012, 10:33 PM
May 2012

Who hasn't been a little short on cash and traded sexual favors for pizza?

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)
5. I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer
Sun May 27, 2012, 08:41 PM
May 2012

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

Kaleva

(40,435 posts)
8. One has to show up at the house naked and with their johnson in their hand.
Sun May 27, 2012, 09:29 PM
May 2012

It isn't so easy as some here make it appear to be. The pizza guy has to show that he's ready and willing.

Edit: If you follow my advice the next time you deliver, I guarantee you'll have a night you won't forget. If not, I'll be more then happy to self delete my post.

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)
9. It was a shitty job in the 80s
Sun May 27, 2012, 09:52 PM
May 2012

And gas was $0.89 a gallon then. No chance I'd ever go back to it now.

underpants

(197,183 posts)
10. I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock
Sun May 27, 2012, 09:58 PM
May 2012

but that is a whole backstory....I really don't want to go into it

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)
12. Or cable guys
Sun May 27, 2012, 10:20 PM
May 2012

Which is a good job....

"You can imagine where it goes from here....."

"He fixes the cable?"

WillParkinson

(16,880 posts)
14. When I was growing up...
Mon May 28, 2012, 12:33 AM
May 2012

One of my first...um...'movies' was titled "Pizza Boy, He Delivers". And he did. Quite often.

 

Archae

(47,245 posts)
15. When I was delivering pizzas...
Mon May 28, 2012, 12:40 AM
May 2012

The closest I got was an offer to join a pot party that had several girls and guys.
Most of whom were naked or almost.

I turned them down, I didn't want to get fired.

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