Porn is hurting men...

[originalpckelly]

For example, pizza guy has now become the most popular profession for males aged 20-30.

[aikoaiko]

1. I'm interested in how you got from porn to pizza.

[HopeHoops]

2. Unfortunately, I know the reference.

[originalpckelly]

3. What's bad for the guys is that all they keep getting are tips...

Think about it.

[HopeHoops]

4. (groan)

Yeah, but the customer gets extra topping!

[WhoIsNumberNone]

6. It's the classic porn scenario

Pizza guy rings bell
Door is answered by hot scantily-clad woman
"Oops, I don't have enough cash- Can we work something out?"

[Major Nikon]

13. You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life

Who hasn't been a little short on cash and traded sexual favors for pizza?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

5. I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

[originalpckelly]

7. Probably because no one wants to get knocked up...

by the guy delivering their pizza.

[Kaleva]

8. One has to show up at the house naked and with their johnson in their hand.

It isn't so easy as some here make it appear to be. The pizza guy has to show that he's ready and willing.

Edit: If you follow my advice the next time you deliver, I guarantee you'll have a night you won't forget. If not, I'll be more then happy to self delete my post.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

9. It was a shitty job in the 80s

And gas was $0.89 a gallon then. No chance I'd ever go back to it now.

[underpants]

10. I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock

but that is a whole backstory....I really don't want to go into it

[Son of Gob]

11. Don't order extra Sausage

Unless you're into it.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. Or cable guys

Which is a good job....

"You can imagine where it goes from here....."

"He fixes the cable?"

[Chan790]

18. Don't be fatuous, Rhody. n/t

[WillParkinson]

14. When I was growing up...

One of my first...um...'movies' was titled "Pizza Boy, He Delivers". And he did. Quite often.

[6000eliot]

16. Ah, the great auteur William Higgins.

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[Archae]

15. When I was delivering pizzas...

The closest I got was an offer to join a pot party that had several girls and guys.
Most of whom were naked or almost.

I turned them down, I didn't want to get fired.

[Scuba]

17. Do you remember the address?