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Little Donny Learns about Independence Day
Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism.
She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.”
At this, Little Donny marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "I'm not free. I'm four."
